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At first glance, this little wand looks pretty harmless… until you touch your vagina with it.
Jesus Christ.
Thanks Trade Show Contacts (and my coworkers) and managed to get their hands on the Zumio, a sex toy “made by women, for women.”
Let’s look at the reasons why you need to get this toy…
First Impressions
The Zumio is a toy that doesn’t look like a sex toy – if someone finds it in your bedroom, you can lie and say it’s a facial massager or a milk frother (because you love midnight lattes).
It actually looks pretty nice. The purple pen-like toy has plenty of weight (for its size) and doesn’t feel or look cheap.
Package
It’s nice to see another sex toy company paying attention to its packaging. The white and purple packaging is sturdy and has a nice graphic design.
Inside is the Zumio, a charging cable, and a charging cup. There is also a bag and instructions.
Charge
Charging port…housing…cup? The white thing you put your toys in. Normally, I don’t need anything other than a charging cable and to keep my toys on my nightstand, but for the Zumio, a “cup” makes sense (be extra careful to make sure the tip is intact).
During the charging process, The toy base does get very hot (Not hot, you can still touch it.) I checked their website and enough people expressed concern that they had to list it as the first item on their FAQ list.
From what I’ve prepared, you don’t have to worry about it being too hot when drinking the juice.
The design
Since it’s just a fat pen, there aren’t many challenges to overcome in terms of ergonomics.
However,I would say Figure-8 shaped buttons are easy to touch and press during use – No need to fumble. The slight curve is also a nice touch and makes it easier to get to your destination.
For those who like to travel, atresia option (press the power button firmly for 5 seconds) is also a boon.
It’s also worth noting that you should only use Water-based lubricant Use this toy (this is a good rule with any sex toy).
Mode and vibration
No pattern!
I am very happy about this. rare Women who like patterns (mainly for foreplay), Most of us can’t stand them.. Instead, there are 8 power levels (although I couldn’t get past the first one).
Another thing to know about Zumio is that it doesn’t necessarily vibrate, but rather focuses on “High energy density” to the tip. That’s why you don’t feel the sensation radiating to other areas around the contact zone – hence the need for precise movements.
If you’re interested, there’s a detailed explanation in the FAQ on their website.
Use and React
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OK, when they say “start with the lowest setting”, you should “Start with the lowest settings” Even for those of us who consider ourselves the queens of power, This is different from other toys. And should not be treated as such.
Vibration is So focuseddirect, immediate clitoral stimulation is impossible—unless your clitoris is less sensitive or you’re in the middle of some BDSM torture scenario.
The company’s tutorial video suggests you use the stylus part of the toy to Stimulate the surrounding vaginal area until you are warm enough. After that, slowly make circles on the clitoris. When you’re ready, move the glans directly next to (or on) the clitoris and wait for a fairly intense orgasm.
Personally, I can’t have sex directly to my clitoris – it’s too much, and it’s too low! Putting it on the side is very Very It is pleasurable. It can bring a quick and intense climax.
In fact, there were so many contacts that I could only have one orgasm. Multiple orgasms were impossible for me and this toy.
Any quality issues?
Its design Canada and the United StatesThen make China.
“Made in China” may put some people offbut since it is North America As a company that exports to their home country (and other countries with stricter regulations and requirements), I trust that they are in control of the materials and manufacturing quality.
This confidence is also supported by Zumio Showing up at various sex toy trade shows and hosting strong online champagne events — not some anonymous seller hiding behind an Amazon account, or a run-of-the-mill sex toy dealer selling everything from nipple clamps to house slippers.
Other considerations
- You can’t use this toy inside. Do you hear that, cam girls? ! No!
- It is waterproof, but they don’t recommend staying underwater for too long
- If you want a longer, gentler masturbation experience, use a different toy
Possible negative effects
- I saw this toy For some it’s too much. Since this is also a new experience, I bet there will be some impatient users who don’t bother reading the instructions and thus have a less than pleasant experience.
- There is a package, but I’m worried the tip will break.so I just put it in the box. If you are traveling, make sure to pack it securely so that nothing gets broken.
- Foam inserts fall off a bit. Although it does not affect the toy, it is still worth mentioning.
- Even though they advertise it as suitable for solo play or use with a partner, I wouldn’t let my man touch it at all. Mainly because it requires such a precise sense of touchI would spend more time telling him what to do and how to do it instead of enjoying the process.
price
This bad boy will keep you coming back USD 140This may put some people off. Normally, I would recommend going to a physical store to experience it, but I had a hard time finding options for that.
Great Expectations
Another commenter was concerned that the company data they provided might create unrealistic expectations—e.g. “89% of women orgasm within 5 minutes” If you can’t do this, you might think your vagina is broken.
My opinion? The whole purpose/design of this toy is mean If the company is going to use this as a major selling point, it would make sense to provide some data to back it up.
Additionally, buying sex toys is never a 100% one-size-fits-all situation. A good example is a prostate massager. – There are many people who offer a “perfect fit”, but in reality, there will always be those who are not compatible with them, and you will only find one or two who are suitable in the end.
Zumio is always trying to do things to attract more users, but there will always be people who feel it’s not for them. If that’s the case, there’s no need to take it too seriously or think your error zone is abnormal.
Besides, that is return policy Yes.
in conclusion
I love Zumio. I won’t Daily Basic, but if I needed something quick or was looking for a different experience it would be a handy/welcome addition.
There are some negatives, but the positives outweigh the negatives.
If you’re on a budget (and aren’t sure you want to try it), I recommend waiting until A. It’s on sale or B. You can experience it before you buy it.
Rating: 8.5/10
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Have you ever tried Zumio? Share your experiences or thoughts in the comments.
Disclaimer: I received this toy from Zumio through a sex toy trade show in exchange for an honest, unbiased review.