Your favorite drink says a lot about you…and your mood, too. After extensive research with mixologists and sex toy retailers, we learned what your favorite drink says about your sex toys, and vice versa.
This little pairing menu is by no means exhaustive, but if we’re lucky, you might find something that perfectly suits your palate. Because at the end of the day, you deserve to relax with something that suits your moods and tastes. Cheers!
We get it. You don’t want to have to think about it for too long. You’re here to relax and have a good time, not add another task to your day. With this one, the choice is already made before you even enter the room, because you know it’s reliable – the ultimate choice that will never let you down.
Laid-back and versatile. You might sip it slowly during a long binge, or you might want to drink it quickly and feel the effects as quickly as possible. Great for a quiet, intimate moment in a dark, subdued space, as well as letting loose in the middle of a party. It can be a little heavy at times, but sometimes it’s just what you need to unwind at the end of a long day.
Similar to beer, but let’s be honest, a little classier. It always adapts to your needs, as you can keep it casual or dress it up. But its packaging makes you feel a little classier, a little more polished. Whether you’re looking to party or drown your sorrows, it’s got you covered. It comes in multiple colors to suit different tastes. Plus, it makes a great gift.
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You may be having a blast, but this is probably not something you should be putting in your body… You don’t even *really* know what’s in it, do you? But we’re not judging you for that, because you had to start somewhere. It may have done the trick, but we recommend ordering something else now that you know you can have (and deserve) so much better.
You are a sophisticated BB. You are willing to spend a little more for your experience. Not just money, but time. You are a person who values quality over quantity. You are not against swallowing everything in one gulp, but you prefer to take your time, appreciate the subtleties and truly savor the moment.
You want something reliable and value portability. Whether it’s a morning buzz to get you in the mood and tackle your to-do list, or something to help you get through a long night, it’s always there for you when you need a little pick-me-up. In some cases, it’s practically an extension of your personality at this point.
Legendary. Iconic. The Negroni is the perfect blend of timeless and trendy. What one bartender did for the Florentine cocktail scene is what the Pebble did for clitoral stimulation: he took something that was already good and made it even better (not to mention a little stronger). No wonder it’s so popular.
It’s not a reinvention of the wheel, but it’s something truly special. Those who love it sometimes do so with devotion. Its unique flavor doesn’t suit everyone (and that’s part of why you love it, too). Because you know what you like and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Anyone who dares to judge you for it is simply jealous of your unapologetic, cool side.
You want something that packs a punch, but you’re not willing to sacrifice flavor or style. And you definitely want it to pack a punch at the same time. There’s something devilishly delicious about being able to choose and have it all at once. Either way, you’re in for an absolute winner, and you’re not afraid to get a little messy, because that’s all part of the fun.
A tasteful, tasty classic! It’s very Sex and the City. You work hard when the time demands it, but your greatest talent is knowing when to take a break. Not because you’ve earned it, but because you deserve it. Your idea of balance comes from honoring your basic needs (namely: taking care of yourself) and looking fabulous while doing it.