6 Dildos That Are So Expensive That They’ll Make You Cry

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We can’t afford them, but the masochist side of us loves reading about these gilded, diamond-encrusted beauties.

So if you’ve browsed sex toy websites and cringed at the hundreds of dollars in price tags, you might want to take precautions before reading on…

Because most of them can induce heart disease.

#6. “Eternity” by Jimmy Jane

eternal By using other luxury dildos 24k gold-plated or platinum, set with 28 VS1 diamonds.

The most interesting part of Eternity is “Replaceable motor”.

Even the highest quality vibrators have very strong vibrations (Keep this in mind when buying any sex toy) And there’s always the chance that a toy can become noisy or burn out over time. That’s why many expensive toys come with warranties.

But JimmyJane came up with a clever idea to give customers Option to turn off the motor itself.

Appreciate this.

However, this dazzling splendor is due to AA battery power supplyit (generally speaking) won’t provide as much power to the motor as a rechargeable battery. Of course, it is waterproof, It can be put into the dishwasher. But I really question how powerful its engine is – because if I’m spending that kind of money, it better be able to set off fireworks.

Heart attack grade: $2750 – $3250 – Chest pain

#5. Inez BT That

Lelo was already known for their high-end toys, but they took it a step further (throughout the Four toys too) take the approach taken by luxury competitors.

There are the following versions 24 karat gold plated or stainless steel options (The steel version costs $7,900.) The controversy surrounding the Inez is the same as with any expensive sex toy. Is it worth it?

A spokesperson for LA Pleasure Chest said: “Certain erogenous zones, such as the G-spot and prostate, respond particularly well to vigorous massage, so metal toys – including 24k gold – are designed for this purpose.”

On the other hand, one commenter stated, “It’s a vibrator. It has the same internal structure as a $12 plastic vibrator.. For the price tag, this was an insane purchase. The price tag said, “I’m made of solid gold.” However, this was a gold-plated item. That means the total amount of gold was about half a gram. The total price was about $100.”

Whether it’s worth investing in comes down to perspective and personal preference. Gwyneth Paltrow loves it so much she even recommends it on her website.

Heart attack grade: $15,000 – Call an ambulance

#4. Nair Happy Seeds

You’ll notice a pattern: gold, white gold, and precious gemstones.

This one is named after Nell Gwyn, the mistress of King Charles II of England.plated with 18k gold, in a wooden box with a gold key, created to celebrate Coco de Mer’s 14th birthday^day Birthday – Why not 10?^day or 15^day?

I’m not sure what made it $2000 Aside from being rechargeable, it’s way ahead of Inez – and it uses less gold, too. So… WTF?

At least they have a silicone version for about $200.

Heart attack grade: $18,000 – Start pressing

3. Phantom of the Victor

This was made by a Parisian jeweler. I guess he Both quirky and romantic.

In addition to 18K white gold, you also get 27 D/VVS diamonds set in the middle of the toy in the form of an engagement ring.

Heart attack grade: $60,000 – Everything Goes Numb

#2. Royal Pearl

Made by Australian silversmith Colin Burn, it is a “luxurious vibrator, cast in pure platinum and adorned with over 1,000 sparkling white diamonds, royal sapphires, lustrous South Sea pearls and the finest pink diamonds On this planet.”

Burn is known for using precious materials, monogramming, custom details and even creating luxury toys for the super wealthy… Human hair. One vibrator comes with a pearl earring and necklace set to perfectly match the toy.

The only thing I could probably afford from him is a $300 pair of silver nipple clamps. But I’ll use that money to pay my rent, thanks.

Heart attack grade: $1 million – What is that white light?

#1. KYYNMWAHPPT Dildo

No diamonds or gold – just wood and paint.

In January 2015, an artist named “Max” listed this 19-inch Native American portrait painted dildo on eBay.

Why is it so expensive?

In the midst of an explanation filled with bad grammar, we find a “reader” (whatever that is) coming up to Max and telling him that he should “Bring out the spirits” and memorialize them through carving.

The essence of this work is “Jinwaput” (Including zero It’s a positive spirit (outside of references or eBay links) that is “a kind spirit that is ever vigilant, helping you to see all the positive things in life.”

“My mission is to help those in need, such as building wells, schools, books, etc. The elders asked me to travel around the world and help those in need.”

“Good intentions” aside, someone is either high on drugs or crazy. Or both. I’m pretty sure they came up with this name by grabbing a handful of Scrabble pieces and throwing them on the ground.

Heart attack grade: $2.5 million – Flatline

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These are just Dildo…

• JCobra and King Cobra penis rings can cost up to $220,000

• Custom sex furniture will cost tens of thousands of dollars, depending on how intricate you want it to be.

I can no longer complain about real silicone dolls that cost $3,000 – fully customizable appearance, electronic/moving facial parts, and (limited) AI programming.

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What about you? What other super expensive sex toys have you come across? Share them in the comments!