Product Review – 9 Sex Dice, from customization to mobile app

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Any adult store or online sex zone will have some form of sex dice. Usually it’s glow-in-the-dark dice with poses or sets of dice with movements and body parts. But let’s look beyond the standard offerings and see what else is out there…

4 Sex Dice

I prefer these to both sets. The added time is nice, but as far as I can tell the page doesn’t tell you what all the dice are.

So, can you massage your partner’s lips for thirty minutes?

The $8.99 price tag made me hesitate.

Ultimate Dice Set

I have mixed feelings about these. On the one hand, there are a lot of options (especially if you buy more than one set). However, some of the commands can be harmful or dangerous if someone doesn’t know what they’re doing – things like hot waxing, bondage, etc.

The Best Sex Dice Game Ever

I wouldn’t say this is the best dice game ever. It seems to be a standard two-die game with a shaker and some cards. You could probably cobble together something from a dollar store or a computer printout and achieve the same effect. Plus, you pay for what you get… meh. If you really want to buy this, it might be suitable for some kind of bachelorette party.

Oral Dice

I don’t mind these at all. They are by far the best option on the list if you want something pre-made. I like that they focus on blowjobs instead of the combos that end up being silly… like leg blowjobs. The time dice is a nice addition.

4 pack, Sex Dice

I’ve seen these before – either sold individually or in large packages like this one. I often see sex position toys sold individually. Considering it’s Etsy (nothing wrong with that), I think Bought this in bulk from AliExpress (which again is not a problem, depending on your opinion of buying from China). I was disappointed with the price. You can find it cheaper on other sites.

Flirting Dice

Let’s jump over to Amazon, where we see the same set, but in a fancier box… and more expensive. It does include an instruction manual, but I’m not sure how “worth it” this set is.

dice

Roll the dice is a website where you can customize the dice roll results to whatever you want. The pros? It’s basically free, and you can modify it to any fancy taste. The cons? The “roll the dice” button shakes and feels like it will induce a seizure, and the results are highlighted in the main list and then fade into the main screen. Free is free, though.

Sex Dice – App Store

Obviously there’s going to be an app version of this on this list. It’s customizable, which is always great. It’s also free, but at the cost of in-app purchases and such. There’s a feature where you can choose to play only with men, women, or both (which is important since they promote this as a sex party game).

Uterine bottom porn dice

This is your AliExpress choice. The source of most items is a problem. Prices are very reasonable and there is a lot of selection if you are willing to wait for a long shipping time. The annoying part is the Fundic branding on the dice. It should be in a smaller font in my opinion…it just makes it look like you are “kissing Fundic” itself.

Custom dice

Technically, these aren’t related to erotic games, but you can customize them to your liking. This would be a perfect choice if you really want to play a game or give it as a gift. It also doesn’t have annoying branding.

NAHTIES Foreplay Dice

You’ll need a 3D printer and programming knowledge (or a friend with it) to make this work. But it’s a prime example of customization. It’s also free to download.

What sexy games do you like to play with dice? Share them in the comments!