Pornography is dangerous, not obscene

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There is a lot of pornographic or near-pornographic merchandise on the Internet – and that’s totally fine. But if you just want to add Small amount Want to spice up your home?

You can find traces of pornography in everyday objects Without having to look at penises all day, or give your grandma a heart attack or make your mother even more disapproving.

They also make great gifts for those friends with more eccentric tendencies.

let’s see…

Nude swimming tea set

We have tons of penis and breast cake molds, provocative omelette rings, easy-to-print mugs, cheesy aprons that will give you six-pack abs or double-D breasts, and an entire party store aisle of stuff to make your bachelorette party look like a genital bomb went off in your living room.

But if you want something tasteful, but still includes nudity, check this out Nude Bath Tea Set.

I like it for two reasons. First, it makes clever use of the interaction between the illustration and the drink. Second, it’s cute but a little naughty.

Unexpected shoes

If you type erotic, sexy, bondage, or porn shoes into a search engine, you’ll either get stilettos or erotic. Now, don’t get me wrong. I always prefer a solid pair of 7″ shoes, but sometimes I want to let my freak flag fly without having to put up with platform shoes, jiggling, and toe destruction.

solution?

BDSM sneakers. I love them. I need to incorporate them into my life ASAP.

The problem is, I think they are someone’s doodle project and are not actually for sale. Oh well, time to get out the Sharpie.

Side note: If you do want high heels, there are “butt plug” heels and “erotic sculpture” heels.

Hot Jewelry

Erotic jewelry is a way to wear something dirty but still be classy. Don’t believe me? I have two words…

French cufflinks.

Then there are necklaces, earrings, watches, key chains and other things that blend bondage and fashion lines.

You can see more examples in my blog Erotic Jewelry Article or Check Out Unboundbabes.com There are a bunch of amazing wearable quirky items in there.

Home Decoration

I told myself I wouldn’t put items in that were easy to print. But I ended up finding some that didn’t look cheap.

Shower Curtain – Choose from some classic paintings featuring nudity or reprints of ancient Japanese artworks.

Sheet Set – Yes, you’ll find “naked guy showing you his butt” sheets (bah, cheesy), but there are also modern and minimalist sexy styles.

Arts and Crafts

Erotic cross stitch.

Yes, you heard me right. Porn…cross-stitched.

Etsy is full of vagina and penis designs (some pretty, some garish), but I also saw this Super cute lingerie set.

Ceramic tableware and decoration

I discovered by accident This website I couldn’t help laughing.

Ceramic candle holders in the shape of a butt, a torso and a face (use your imagination to decide where to place the candle).

There are also paper towel dispensers and vases.

Most of these are perfect for a light and chic dungeon, but the face-like ones can work anywhere in the home.

Sexy Tarot

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You don’t have to believe in a fortune teller to appreciate the artistry behind these objects. Nor do you have to use them for their “intended purpose.”

Search for the “Romance”, “Erotic”, “Couples” or “Kama Sutra” collections. Pick your favorite and DIY them into your own art under glass. Use them as coasters. Place them on a tray or coffee table.

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