I’ve been “acting” in bed for years and my sexual behavior is ruined –

Three words cause fear in the heart of any man: “I forged it.”

But if you ask an ordinary man, he will swear without a woman once Fake it with him. Not his ex, not his situation, not even the girl who “completed” in record time.

Sorry to break some fantasies, guys… because we do it. a lot of.

And, plot twist: No one is going to blame except ourselves. Stick to me here…

Over the years, I thought I was doing it right. Feeling his self. Make sure he leaves the bedroom like a sex god. Give up the fun because I’m too busy, make sure he has a great time.

But then it hit me: I don’t enjoy sex anymore – that’s my fault.

For example: I and a guy who blesses my heart, are not such a great one. No rhythm, no trick – just a lot of grunt and thrust. However, I was there, making all the oh-my-god-you’ry’raking my-min sounds, just as he was the most extraordinary lover. (Give the girl an Oscar!)

By the end, he looked so With himself. Why doesn’t he? I actually handed him a standing applause.

And, because I didn’t promise later, when he texted “Let me, okay… you know,” I was nothing, did I take this opportunity to gently correct him?

No, I double: “Yes, you did a great job.”

Narrator: He did not do well.

If you want to know what kind of performance I showed, think about the infamous restaurant scene when Harry Sally, Meg Ryan loudly showed off the ease of forging it.

Like Billy Crystal’s character, my guy didn’t know he was just cheated.

And, if I’m honest, it’s not even an isolated incident.

I once had a man stop and ask, “Why are you holding such a boob?transparent A fair question, considering that I unconsciously arranged myself to the most likable angle to make sure my breasts look lively-like some kind of human push-up bra, not actually enjoying sex, you know.

I don’t focus on the benefits of feeling. I focus on looking like I’m having a good time.

So, how did I get stuck in this (pun) position?

Well, somewhere along the way, our women were taught that good sex has nothing to do with our happiness – it’s about making men think they bring us happiness. Hollywood tells us if we look Sexy, gender must yes Sexy. If we sound Just like we have the best orgasm in our lives, we will magically start Have the best climax in our lives.

Spoiler Alert: We won’t.

Of course, we can blame porn. It is believed that men’s belief is that women should wiggle happily within three seconds of penetration, that the climax is loud and dramatic, and that foreplay is optional. But this is the messy place: We’re gone.

We didn’t say, “In fact, this drab hit makes me bored,” we’ve been making the impression of our best Meg Ryan, convinced them they’ve smashed it into the park.

Sadly, women’s condition is to avoid awkward conversations, to touch the pride, “just through it” rather than to ask for better.

But where did that turn us? Frustrated. Not satisfied. And gave up one of the greatest joys in life: orgasm.

No wonder many of us turn to those magical vibrators from time to time. This is the only thing that keeps us away.

So, what is the solution?

This is toodle-oo for our deep-rooted “pleasant” trait, and refuses to forge its features. If it’s not good, let it be Bad. If he asks, be honest – but obviously in a way that invites improvement rather than humiliation. (This is not a blunt time!)

This also means focusing on the feeling of sex, not just the appearance. My boyfriend’s quick poll told me they don’t care about good lighting or thigh swaying. They just say you have a great time with them.

It turns out that the best sex happens when you are right now, rather than anxiously wondering if your stomach is flat or your chest is lively enough.

This also requires a transformation with men. This is good news – most men think Great in bed. But they are not readers.

The easiest way to know what women like? Ask her. When she gives you feedback, Listen to it in practice. The guys who have feedback and get better are the ones who deserve to stand up for applause.

I have officially retired my bedroom acting career. There is no longer an Oscar mediocre show. And, believe me, after the first time I really blow my thoughts, because I actually teach What should he do – I wonder why I wasted my time forged it in the first place.

So, ladies, let’s get started Actually Enjoy yourself.

And leave the performance to Meg.