Is your sign one of the four weirdest signs?

Let the craziness begin.

According to astrologer Georgina Easterbrook, aka Athena Crystal, four of the zodiac signs are admittedly freaks… all seven days of the week.

To the tune of the tequila sonnet “CasaDi’s “Glass of Margarita” and a serious hair bob, Easterbrook breaks down her picks for the weirdest signs under the sun.

Learn more about Easterbrook’s options and whether your logo meets the requirements below.

Since Mars is the planet that wakes us up and goes to bed, read your Mars sign, too. In weird company, look here for the astrological reasons why Generation Z is the weirdest generation yet.

Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, and as such, they are energetic, impatient, lustful, and curious.

The novelty gets the group excited, and they’re more willing to try than to turn down a challenge or their crotch.

Ruled by Mars, the planet of action and innovation, they love trying new things, whether it’s strap-on dildos, wife-swapping parties, cannibalism, genital mummification or cake sitting.

Leo is ruled by the Sun and craves to be seen and celebrated.

For Leo, this is not a sexual act, but performance art.

These people will do almost anything to stand out from the crowd or get a standing ovation from the audience. It’s an exhilarating energy that makes it easy to push boundaries and fulfill fantasies.

Of all the signs, Leo is most likely to masturbate to a sex tape of themselves or create a coffee table book of high-end nude photos of themselves—looking at you, Madonna.

Virgo is the sleeping freak of the zodiac.

The image of the dominatrix librarian is derived from the prudish mannerisms of these mutable earth signs. While they may insist their sheets have hospital corners, what they do between them is far from sterile as could be imagined; we’re talking about decadence, depravity, bodily fluids, filth, and freedom in all its forms.

Super geek Mr. Rick James has Mars in Virgo.

Scorpio rules the eighth house of sex, secrets, and transformation, and these people are willing to do whatever it takes to engage in all kinds of dark, unexpected, or shocking sexual practices to ensure that you blush when you recall having sex with them on your deathbed.

The first person to hold his breath and enjoy the orgasm Little Deathalso known as “Little Death”, was undoubtedly born by a scorpion.

Bonus: Scorpios would rather use blackmail than take the initiative, which makes them a great partner for those who want to keep a low profile.

Astrology 101: Your Guide to the Stars

Astrologer Reda Wigle studies and objectively reports on the planetary configurations and their influence on each sign. Her horoscopes incorporate history, poetry, pop culture, and personal experience.