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You’re horny and all alone. No sex toys and nothing in the fridge except a big cucumber. What do you do? Keeping in mind, of course, that life is about adventures you choose yourself and that you are the brightest star in them. If you really want to get into it, I suggest the following: a) eat only organic produce, 2) wash it thoroughly, 3) peel it, and 4) put a condom on that bad boy. This way, you’ve greatly reduced your chances of introducing unwanted bacteria or pesticides into your vagina, touching any ragged edges, or otherwise disturbing your delicate pH.

I don’t want to be that person – the one who acts like my own grandmother did, carefully cutting out gruesome articles from the daily newspaper and mailing them to you as a warning to stay inside and lock your doors – but here’s a word of advice: This guy accidentally killed his lover. with a cucumber. So, shit happens. It might not have been the same lonely cucumber that was hanging around in your fridge, but nonetheless: be careful. Plus, it turns out that using your electric toothbrush is even less recommended.

When it comes to homemade products or Poorly Made Toxic Sex Toysyou run the risk of injury or coming into contact with harmful chemicals. Using dirty craft toys or poor quality store-bought toys can cause serious adverse reactions such as, oh, I don’t know, burns, rashes, blisters, exposure to carcinogens, allergic reactions, and infections, just to name a few.

All that being said, there is are There are a few ways to get creative with some common household items at your disposal.

DIY: Safer Sex Toy Ideas

Whether it’s for partner sex or a solo masturbation session, there are homemade sex toys that don’t really involve manufacturing (not to mention that all but one are non-penetrating). These options can be especially helpful if you’re considering incorporating sex toys into your repertoire for the first time, as they’re super accessible and can help you experiment a bit and discover what kind of sensations you like before investing in a toy. They’re also great options if you’re bored with your sex toys and want to get inspired again.

Shower head

Chances are you own one, so try using it as a vibrator by pressing it against (or spraying it directly on) your clitoris. Many shower heads offer a range of pressures and settings, so feel free to explore. Don’t spray water directly inside your poum-poom, as you risk disrupting your pH.

Pearl necklace

Improve your blowjob skills by wrapping a pearl necklace (or similar) around his cock while you simultaneously use your hand to stroke him and your mouth to kiss and suck his head. He’s sure to experience some whole new sensations. Speaking of tips: While you probably won’t try to put your mouth around the wrapped part of his package, be careful: DO NOT use a low-quality necklace that could come off and choke you!

Wooden spoon

If you have a wooden spoon, get it out. Smooth, splinter-free spoons are, of course, much preferable. Once you have it in hand, think about how perfect it would be for spanking or being spanked. Just make sure to discuss consentpreferences and limits in advance.

Pillows

Rubbing yourself against a stack of pillows (or folded towels) can be a surprisingly delicious way to stimulate your clitoris, especially during solo sessions or if you are putting on a show for your partner. Plus, if you’re like me, masturbation and sex often come down to some variation of the missionary position, so it’s an exciting way to change things up and explore new sensations.

Yoga ball

You may have purchased a yoga ball at one point with the intention of using it as an office chair to help you keep from slouching. Well, it turns out these big, inflatable balls are fantastic for sex! Drape yourself (or your partner) over them (forward or backward, baby) and experiment with a whole range of new positions and angles. They’re stable and have a juicy bounce.

DIY Body Safe Silicone Dildos

This process is not for the faint of heart, as it is very complex and requires the purchase of equipment and the right ingredients (or a pre-made kit) – not to mention infinite patience. However, for those who wish to get started in the art of real sex toys manufacturinghere is a practical Guide.

Why buying quality sex toys is ultimately the best option!

When it comes to sex toys, I recommend opting for tried and true products over homemade ones. In my opinion, resisting the urge to fuck your products, toiletries, or worse, things that could break or shatter on or inside you is worth it. You won’t regret it once you’re in possession of a quality sex toy that’s sexpert-approved for safety and effectiveness. Bonus: it’s 2021, and it’s top-quality, non-toxic sex toys are not only a wise investment, they are also quite affordable.

Here’s a safe and sexy playtime for everyone! <3