Goat Eye Cock Ring – I wish I was kidding but it’s true

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So I browse the internet, looking for something to write about. Sometimes inspiration strikes, sometimes nothing comes to mind.

But today… today I said, “I think I’ve reached my limit.”

Let me introduce “Goat/Sheep Eyelid Penis Ring”…

I don’t know how Who are you That’s how I felt at the time, but when I saw this, my eyes widened, I lost control of my jaw muscles, and I stared at the screen for a full minute, wondering if I had finally fallen down the sex toy rabbit hole and into madness.

Indeed Eyelids (including eyelashes) of sheep or goats.

The idea is that you soak the product in warm water to moisturize it, make it flexible, and then you use it like any cock ring.

My question is…why?

• Should we celebrate the fact that we are not wasting animal parts?
• Are there positive aspects of nature that I am not aware of?
• Will it become soft after hydration?
• Will it break down?
• Is it a one-time use? (still too much for me)
• Do eyelashes really do anything?
• If the animal is unhealthy, will it affect the product?
• Is this a complete joke, or a tongue-in-cheek gift?
• Wouldn’t it have any effect if it came in contact with the vagina?

If you really want… a close up of the hydrated version

Even with things like sheepskin condoms and the fact that we eat animals – not to mention Ancient contraceptive methods – I really don’t understand why anyone would choose this strap over a regular silicone strap (which is more hygienic). For those who want to be eco-friendly, the stainless steel strap is also great.

Weird satanic ritual sex? Maybe? I guess so. I mean there is a vampire fetish (see article link below).

still…

As if that wasn’t enough…

Take a look at one of Amazon’s descriptions…

Pictures and store links

Basically, they say you’ll be aroused the moment you put it on, it’ll make your sex life better… and it shock?? Are the ghosts of goats or sheep quivering in anger because their eyelids were used for sex?

Shop and Image Links

You must be excited about their return policy – “new and original”? How can they tell after it’s dry?

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The hard part is that when categorizing this post I can choose between sex techniques, sex toys and BDSM/kinky… Sorry for my BDSM category, you have to contribute to the team for that… because I certainly won’t test for the toys category.

OK, guys, that’s all my time on the internet for today, but if you want to read more weird stuff, try these…

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