Comment: Funzze stainless steel beaded dildo

Over the past few years, my metal dildo has been collecting fast and I’m 100% on that. Previously made up of my Njoy Pure Wand only, now I can choose this unique toy. Although I love silicone, metal has become a new favorite. Frankly speaking, reliable smoothness vs. something you never know exactly what you are going to get, especially for those who aren’t always the biggest fans of the silicone level level, especially for those who have no doubts. Also, you haven’t real Live until you warm up from the inside with a preheated metal dildo on a cold day. Of course, the biggest downside here is the price, but thanks to white label retailers like Funzze, even if that’s been a thing of the past. Despite initially being cautious about their pure wand liar, I ended up loving it very much, and it finished fifth in the top 10 sex toys of 2023. So I was all here when they recently suggested that I try their latest metal creations, the fun stainless steel beaded dildo.

Product Description

While the Funzze stainless steel dildo draws obvious inspiration from Njoy Pure Wand’s sex toy icon, Funzze stainless steel Beads Dildo stands alone. It may not be the most original design like the Njoy Disco, but at least I don’t know about another dildo that looks the same, it’s more like a cross between Njoy Elech and Njoy Fun Wand.

It is double-ended, although the beaded dildo replaces the iconic curved C-shaped of the pure wand, instead using a subtle S-shaped shape with both ends extending in the opposite direction. One side is shorter for both, then rather smooth, with only one conical bulb at the end, while the other side gives the toy its name to the same name: it has four conical bulbs with beaded effect.

Another important difference is that while both the Funzze stainless steel dildo and the pure rod use almost perfect spheres at their ends, the beaded dildo uses more shapes similar to thick egg-like. Additionally, the waist circumference remains consistent at both ends, and the diameter remains near the 2.5 cm/1 inch marker over its 21.6 cm/8.5 inch length. Due to its 304 stainless steel, the beaded fake beads weigh 675 grams, and while Funzze does advertise for P-point games, I would warn the reader to avoid using the toy.

Package

My order for the stainless steel beaded dildo was placed on December 4th and arrived on the 15th. The packaging is then 100% cautious, with no mention of content or sender.

As for the toy itself, it arrives at Funzze’s usual regular cardboard box with pink and black safety strips on it with a branded logo (which is removable if you want to keep the box cautious for storage). I then found the beaded dildo bubble wrap safely (the cute extra is “bubble” is heart-shaped, how sweet!), and a gold-based storage bag, a command manual and a small guide detailing Funzze’s one-year warranty.

My Experience

Between the smooth material, the tapered heads at both ends and the slim shaft, inserting the Funzze stainless steel beaded dildo is easy. Although I highly recommend that you heat it in some hot water first, especially on a cold day.

When testing it, I automatically draw to a smoother end because despite my excitement with the toys, I have never had the best time for these hard beaded designs in the past. So when I find this more promising ending to be a complete stupidity, you can imagine my disappointment. Apart from brushing my G-spot, trying to get there manually wasn’t enough curvature to do anything, and it wasn’t much different, as the S-shape meant that I ended up pushing the beaded end of the toy into the mattress. And if there isn’t enough waistline or length to make the thrust or clogging pleasurable, there’s almost no point to use, especially when I have many other G-spot dildos that can do better. Plus, the ends of the beads make the handle uncomfortable, while the shape and weight of the toy mean that if I don’t stick to it often, it will simply fall out of me.

Just when I thought all hope was lost, I tried the beaded ending. That’s me real Learn about the toy’s name. Despite the similar curve levels, the end of the toy was able to find my G-spot relatively easily, and Exceed again. Because every time these beads pass through their own way, it’s like a pleasant symphony. With a soft clitoral vibe (like the We-Vibe Touch X), using a beaded dildo is a very pleasant experience, and I dare say I tend to prefer Njoy’s latest versions more than Njoy. The thrust is a particularly luminous place because the beads can repeatedly stimulate my G-spot. Of course, this is nothing compared to the feeling that pure wands are only evocative in a small part of their effort, but it is also different enough to stand alone and enjoy in its own way.

Cleaning and Care

With waterproof and metallic, it’s easy to take care of the Funzze stainless steel beaded dildo. After use, just use warm soapy water and rinse. To disinfect it, you should switch between partners or before playing from vagina to anus, then boil it for a minute, dip it in 10% bleach, or pop it out in the top rack of the dishwasher and run it throughout the cycle. Later, store it in a bag or package to ensure storage, although another advantage of stainless steel is that it does not attract lint or dust between uses.

The final thought

After loving the pure wand, I never got another Njoy toy. Because in addition to the recently released disco, I have zero Interest in the rest of its vaginal range. After all, they only sold two other dildos, and none of them seemed to fit my body (although I should rethink the fun wand right now), and They are too expensive for me. But it’s always a bit disappointing to enjoy so much but very little metal. Now, finally, thanks to Funzze, I can start to enjoy more of what this exciting material has to offer, and No Break the bank.

The stainless steel beaded dildo is different from any other dildo I have tried, and despite the lack of smooth ends, the beaded side is far beyond it. Not only does it irritate my G-spot, but it does the X4, creating an unstoppable force when paired with the We-Vibe Touch X. Yes, it’s not as good as a pure wand or a Funzze stainless steel dildo. Yes, it’s even more tired on the wrist due to all the weight without the curve. But I still had a great time for someone who anyone else like me would want More In metal dans, this is not only that, but it also has great value.

You can get a stainless steel beaded dildo directly from Funzze for just $109/$69.99!

Last updated: 23/5/25

Price at writing: $109 AUD / $69.99 USD

This post is sponsored by Funzze, but as always, all opinions are my own. This article has used an affiliate link.