The Weirdest Porn Genres – 10 Unbelievable Genres

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Now, given that we strive to be shame-free and generally accepting of all things sexual on this blog, it’s important to note that when we say “weirdest porn,” it’s probably best defined as “not-so-mainstream genres.” But the Google algorithm is mean, so we can only use certain titles.

In addition to this, we found 10 genres that don’t actually make it into Pornhub’s top 10. However, a small number of people still like to watch it.

1. Japanese News Anchor Porn

When you read “Japanese,” you shouldn’t be surprised by what’s about to appear. After all, they invented tentacle porn. In this case, the ladies in Japanese newscaster porn are dressed in traditional news anchor garb and actually try to read you some of the day’s news.

The problem is, during her speech, some men tried to do all sorts of things to her — from taking her clothes off to, you name it, the last thing on her.

2. Sexual Content

In sex, sucking is the act of drawing semen out of an orifice—sometimes with a straw. For example, one partner can ejaculate into someone’s anus, and the other can suck it with a curved straw (swallowing is optional).

There are a lot of porn movies out there that feature this behavior. However, for obvious reasons, the healthcare community strongly advises against participating due to the risk of STIs (and we agree).

3. Fish Porn

Well, we thought the annual Carp Calendar was already pretty cool. But it looks like we were wrong. Things have changed dramatically again.

In these videos, you’ll see men forcing fish to suck their penises, or people making sea creatures do all sorts of naughty things. It can be anything – dolphins, eels, turtles – as long as it’s in the water. In case you’re wondering, yes, it’s bestiality. I would definitely rank it at the top of the list of weirdest porn.

4. YIFF Porn

The Furry community has a bit of a bad reputation thanks to YIFF. Still, it’s nobody’s business if adults voluntarily don furry costumes and get busy. So, you can imagine there’s a lot of porn in this genre since it’s actually pretty popular. Also, this is a genre that’s different than the others on this list. There’s a ton of art depicting humanoid sex (complete with impressive storylines). In many cases, the artistry can be on a professional level!

5. Cum on the statuette

Yes, it’s exactly what you think it is. There are hundreds of videos showing men masturbating to toys like Barbie, Transformers, G.I. Joe, or My Little Pony. If it’s a figurine, there’s a good chance there’s a video showing it covered in cum.

I’m not sure why there is this niche appeal. Maybe it’s because of a taboo against “getting dirty” with something from childhood? Or is it just a fascination with the object?

6. Clown Porn

I’m one of those people who finds clowns disturbing. So, I’m sorry, but clown sex just scares the hell out of me. Still, they appear in movies – with curly wigs and red, squeaky noses. It’s even more unpleasant when the actor goes the “scary clown” route. Like a lecherous Scrooge.

7. Santa Claus Porn

Pornhub released data as early as 2016, showing that searches for “Santa Claus” on its platform increased by 447% during the Christmas period. Searches for “Naughty Santa” increased by 729%. Searches for “Sexy Santa” also increased by 397%, while searches for “Santa’s little helper” increased by 808%.

Sex and relationship expert Clarissa Bloom told BBC Three: “Santa is actually quite a dominant character who rewards you for being good or punishes you for being bad, which can tap into people’s desire for control and obedience.” I guess that makes sense.

8. Monster or Kaiju Porn

“Kaiju (Japanese: 怪獣, Hepburn: Kaijū, literally ‘strange beasts’) is a genre of Japanese film and television featuring giant monsters. The word kaiju can also refer to the giant monsters themselves, which are often depicted attacking large cities and fighting military forces or other monsters.” ~ Wikipedia.

We’re already familiar with these – like Godzilla. But you just have to imagine what this porn looks like, and it’s just Godzilla and Mothra having sex.

9. Toothless Granny Porn

Old women have become a popular subject in porn movies. There are also a lot of jokes in movies about old ladies with no teeth giving blowjobs. So I thought it was inevitable? The thing is, it’s not just because they have no teeth. They also brandish fake teeth in the movies.

10. Menstrual Pornography

Well, I can live with that. Not because I find blood attractive. But because periods are just part of life. And, interestingly, many women become extra horny during their periods. I don’t think it’s weird that porn is normalizing period sex.

On the other hand, however, I completely understand that some people have very real physical reactions to the sight of blood. But then, some people love the taste of blood, or have vampire fetishes. So, to each their own, I guess. That’s also the theme of everything on this list, though.

The Weirdest Porn Movies – Conclusion

Take a closer look at some of them and they might not seem so weird after all. What about you, dear reader? Do you have a favorite among these porn genres? Why not share it in the comments and explain why these weirdest porn categories are so appealing? We love learning knowledge on this blog!