10 X-rays of things stuck in your butt, sick alerts

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In any anal sex guide or anal sex toy guide, there’s always a warning about what you can and can’t put in your butt. Why?

Well, the anus is not like the vagina – there is no “back wall” to hold objects in. That’s why anal toys should always have wide flared bases or something to prevent slipping (because you’ll also be using a lot of lube). However, it seems that not everyone understands this and continues to find whatever they want at home.

Here are some X-rays taken by some unfortunate doctors…

Dr. Frank Gaillard

The first picture is a bit misleading. But it’s actually a can of instant coffee. I have no idea what those little needle-like things are.

Dr. Frank Gaillard

Yes, anal toys are great when they are long and cylindrical, but not so great if it’s a bottle of bug spray!

We could do a job about not being able to find your car keys… but do you really want them after this?

It wasn’t a toxic pesticide, but the fragile nature of milk bottles created a different kind of nightmare.

Dr. Frank Gaillard

Everyone’s butt smells. I don’t know why anyone feels the need to shove a bottle of deodorant down there.

Dr. Mohammad Taj Niknejad

Yes. First of all, I was impressed that it was still intact. Second, if it was really broken, it would be painful to remove. Finally, there are many jokes that can be made about a celebrity’s “health line”.

I guess the egg beater is meant to beat the eggs?

Dr. Paul Simkin

An orange… ok. I guess that’s not the weirdest thing.

Dr. Frank Gaillard

Since we’re talking about food, let’s add an eggplant. Could this be the low-calorie diet trend?

Yes…headless Barbie. I think this one is number one.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever heard? Share it in the comments!