10 BDSM mugs to make your desk more quirky

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You can put just about anything on a mug. So it’s no surprise that there are a lot of BDSM-themed mugs on the market. But aside from photos of toes or babes in painful poses, some mugs are either simple, straightforward, or just plain cute.

Okay, this one might be a little cheesy, but it makes the list because it’s sure to make people gasp. However, since it’s a bit ordinary, make sure not to put too much stock in it.

Vanilla sucks isn’t a dig at people who like non-kinky sex. It’s more of an “Aha!” moment for anyone who can get the joke. It reminds me of the time a coworker put a BDSM symbol on his laptop to see who would get it.

Unicorns will always be on this list. Fucking unicorns should be on this entire list. The artwork is adorable, but the accessories are what make it so adorable.

Not much to explain here – just show off your stance.

Have you ever read those “Little Miss ___” books? They have an air of parody and playfulness (I once had a Rugrats T-shirt), but this mug is simply priceless. Hopefully it doesn’t ruin your childhood memories.

Hahahahahahaha. This is so cute! I saw this while doing research for this post and I decided right then and there that I needed to get one.

No words are needed. Plus, you don’t need to be extremely artistic to draw something interesting.

OK, OK. I know I said “don’t put women in painful positions,” but the rope/shibari pun is just too brilliant to miss.

Hehe. Has anyone played the Magika game? The opening scene has a joke about safe words and BA-NA-NA. Pineapple is nice though.

Next to the “lustful” mug, this one is my second. It’s so cute. The little red dot on the butt is the best.

Is there a BDSM mug design that you wish existed but haven’t found yet? Describe it and share it in the comments!