13 Monster Dildos to Satisfy Your Horror Cravings

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I know you might think that “monster dildos” refer to really big dildos, but that’s not the case. Today we’re looking at some of the dildos that often appear in horror books and movies. Some are relatively tame, while others might just give you the shudders.

Anyway, enjoy it!

#1. Black BANSHI Dildo

I thought banshi referred to a type of ghost, but I guess ghosts can have whatever genitals they want. This is definitely a toy that can give you interesting sensations.

#2. Monster Cock

The idea is based on the thought that a fish transformed from toxic waste dumped into the water would not seek out unsuspecting swimmers to perpetuate its species.

#3. DRODONG DRAGON DILDO

This is definitely a Game of Thrones entry – the description reads ‘Release your inner Khaleesi and ride this majestic beast today.’ Marketing aside, this is one interesting looking monster dildo (just make sure you take extra care when cleaning around the spikes).

#4. Frank’s Monster

Another Frankenstein monster dildo – there are many other designs from many other brands. The attention to “detail” on this dildo is interesting

#5. DRAC Dildo

This is often seen during Halloween or vampire cults. Infiltration and blood sucking in different ways. (link)

#6. G’LORP

Did you really think this was a monster-themed sex toy article without expecting something inside to lay eggs? Well, this alien is ready to impregnate the entire crew with its gelatin eggs. The shaft and tentacles are also available in different color combinations.

#7. Amazon Little Treasures

This is definitely a nod to the movie The Shape of Water. I would say the manufacturers put a lot of thought into how “it” looks. Sadly I think it’s currently sold out, but maybe keep an eye out for it if you want one.

#8. Jack the Minotaur Dildo

Jakes doesn’t sound like a mythical creature, but we’ll go with it anyway. It’s compatible with strap-on harnesses, and as you can see, it’s not a beginner’s toy.

#9. DURZ Orc Dildo

Not sure what I imagine an orc penis to look like (color-wise) but the piercing on the end seems appropriate.

#10. Alien – Alien Green

I don’t know if this is a “safe” glass sex toy, but I would like to see something body-safe other than silicone.

#11. Patrick the Ogre

Don’t let the pictures fool you. This is an OGRE sex toy, and they made it “proportionally” accurate – at least within human limits. Check out their store to get a better idea of ​​the proportions.

#12 Pharaoh’s Scepter

Yes, monster mummy penises – complete with rotting wrappings. For the true monster lovers out there, this is a great option. Enjoy.

#13. Petunia

I could have put in a standard tentacle dildo (the kind that looks like a squid arm), but these were so different and scary that I had to put them in. I’m also weird that I like the name?

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So, which of these would you dare to try? Be brave and share in the comments!