10+ X-rays That Reveal Strange Things in Your Butt

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You’ve been traumatized once before, so why not go through it again?

Yes, there are a lot of people out there who obviously haven’t read anything about the safety of anal sex, so they get x-rayed.

It might be hard to see, but that’s Buzz Lightyear. I was a little skeptical about how it could get in there (there are a lot of pointy-headed partygoers there), but then I remembered the other things on the list.

Dr. Andrew Dixon

Have you ever seen a fist-shaped dildo? That’s right! A fist-shaped dildo is a dildo. This product may be intended for anal sex, but without a flared base, it’s not safe and things like that may happen.

A pint glass. Cheers, I’ll give you another. … or don’t.

First, someone probably shoved a beer bottle in there (it’s a perfect shape after all), but then it probably got stuck and someone thought it would be a good idea to use a coat hanger to get it out… and then it got stuck too.

The vibrator that was stuck in there finally “worked”. Used salad tongs to get it out… not working. I’m sure there’s a joke in there about throwing salad.

A toy car. Was it the spinning wheels that did the trick?

Cell phones – this is absolute “bullshit”. Yeah, I’ve been there. Sue me.

Power cord – because the phone is dead.

Sunglasses. I don’t really know what to say. Maybe a prank, maybe a challenge. BDSM punishment gone wrong?

What other weird things have you heard about getting lost? Share them in the comments!