What Your First Sex Toy Reveals About You | Aldult Toys Blog

Everyone remembers their first time.

It’s no small feat to take that big step beyond acoustic toys, stuffed animals, and shower heads to your first real pleasure accessory. And your relationship with that first toy is special. It sets the tone for everything that comes after.

Maybe it’s mind-blowing from the start, maybe it’s just mehWhere you choose to start your sex toy journey can say a lot about you, your needs and desires, and where you want to go from there.

Vibrating ball

You are a pragmatic and independent soul who does not take her freedom for granted. You cannot keep a good baby down, you have no patience for anyone or anything that might weigh you down. As a baby on the go, you also value convenience, reliability and discretion. Your toy friend is no exception to these rules.

This cheap little vibrating ball was easy to find and keep – in your pocket, in your purse, in your suitcase on long adventures. Wherever you went, it did – while you made that work, it was always there to work for you. And we love that about you.

Recommended upgrade: We know you’re trying to be eco-friendly, so ditch that battery life and treat yourself a rechargeable bullet. The same reliable little package with longer lasting vibrations and no waste after play.

Dildo

You know that, like beauty, pleasure is more than just a surface issue. You want to delve beneath the surface of things to find the mysteries waiting to be discovered. You are mindful of how you approach your relationships, with yourself and with others. Through practice, you seek to refine your understanding of yourself in order to optimize them.

As you deepen your relationship with yourself, you gain a better understanding of how you connect to your own body and perhaps even the possibility of connecting to someone else’s. Your trusty dildo is a natural extension of your self-love practice.

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Suction cup toy

With you, there is no beating around the bush. You are a direct, go-getter with a busy schedule. Time is money and your pleasure is priceless. You know what you want and are efficient in your pursuit of pleasure. When it comes to taking care of yourself, you always do your research.

That’s how you know that, although relatively new on the scene, suction cup toys have revolutionized the sex toy landscape. Like you, they know exactly what they’re doing and they do it so well. With a sleek minimalist design and ease of use. Just place them, play and go about your day.

Recommended upgrade: If you’re looking for the perfect blend of suction power, ease of use and cuteness, BuzzFeed’s Pebble got you.

Rechargeable vibrator

You are a flexible person who goes with the flow and likes to keep your options open. Some people may have had the nerve to call you fickle, but nothing could be further from the truth. You know exactly what you want and what you want is freedom of choice. You don’t like to limit yourself, and why should you?

You value variety and versatility. You’re equally at home performing familiar dance moves as you are learning new ones. As a highly adaptable being, you easily adapt to any new rhythm that may come your way. And your simple, reliable vibrator does the trick, no matter the mood. Clitoral vibrations? Sound good. G-spot caress? Sound good. Perfect for some alone time or with a partner? Sound good, sound good. Your toxic trait is that you forget to charge it more often than you’d like to admit, but at least you’re not going through a billion batteries a month.

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Rabbit

You’re the team’s tastemaker, a pop culture friend who stays on top of trends. Your friends know they can count on you to keep them up to date on what’s hot right now. Your ability to take in so much information from so many channels and keep it organized is a superpower. You don’t want to have to choose and don’t think you should have to. You want it all, and you want it all, now.

It’s no wonder you’ve chosen to go all-in on the dual stimulation of a rabbit toy. Why limit yourself when you can go straight for that O blend every time?

Recommended upgrade: Take your dual stimulation play to the next level with the BuzzFeed AirVibe. Top-notch suction, cutting-edge vibrations, a sleek, flashy, adjustable design, and a cute carrying case to boot? Yes, you CAN have it all.

Massage wand

Every BB here is a force to be reckoned with, but you wand-wielders are a particularly special flavor of ferocity. You are not easily intimidated because you are far too strong for that. Your strength lies not only in the skills you possess, but in your ability to use them with confidence and poise.

You’re not one to mince words. If you have something to say, you say it. Subtlety is for others. You prefer a more direct approach. And when you can’t stand the chatter, you simply pull out your wand and drown it out with the roar of your spells.

The emphasis here is on the power of convention. That said, you are all in favor of pushing the limits of that power when the mood takes you.

Recommended upgrade: With a maximum setting of 9,000 rpm, the Doxy Wand is THE most powerful toy on the market. Trust me, if you’re looking for peak power, this is it.

Anal plug

You’re a wild and cunning little minx… but you’re keeping those cards to yourself, for now. You’re playful and mysterious. If your first instinct when investing in your pleasure chest is to go straight for the loot, you’re 1) my kind of person, and 2) more brazen than most. You’re not afraid to explore your shadow self and, in doing so, open up your pleasure potential.

You are quietly but unapologetically open-minded, with a sense of adventure and an air of mystery. There is a certain enigmatic charm about you, an energy in your walk that people can’t quite put their finger on but can feel glinting inside you. Little do they know it’s the sparkling gemstone in the plug you’re wearing right now. The secret is your penchant.

You are too powerful for this world. Use this magic carefully and generously.

Recommended upgrade: Bring some buzz to your loot game with a complete vibrating anal plug with remote controlKnowing you, you might want to push your own buttons or invite someone else to do it for you.