Weird Animal Sexual Behavior – 12 Animals With Weird Mating Rituals

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Many of us would like to spice things up in the bedroom. However, some animals can be more annoying than humans (and some might be arrested).

There are strangulation, free sex, oral sex, electric shocks, etc…

Giraffes love water sports

For those who don’t know, Water sports = playing with urine.

When a male giraffe finds a suitable female, he bends down, nudges her hips with his head… and drinks her urine.

When we exclaim “Wow,” the chemicals he tastes tell him if she’s in heat.

But wait. It will get better.

He’ll follow the female until she comes off his massive erection. After a few kicks and more following, she’ll stand still until he climbs on top… and ejaculates in seconds.

After that, after a few ten-second b-boy moves, he will start engaging in b-boy sex.

Hippos love poop

Since we are on the subject of bathroom products, why not take a look at the second one.

Even humans think, “This is my space.” We put signs on our doors or build man caves. Male hippopotamus defecate everywhere …then flick it with his tail, causing it to fly farther and make his area even larger.

In turn, the female will show her interest in him by lifting her hips and spraying him with “submissive feces” and spreading it everywhere.

Garter snakes love gangbangs

And not just group sex, but also lying down during group sex…

When a female garter snake is ready to mate, be careful! A whole bunch of male snakes will gather around her, all wanting to get in on the action. While competition between male snakes is not uncommon, some male snakes will emit a scent similar to that of females.

Why would a guy pretend to be a girl when a group of guys are crowding around him?

There are three theories. First, they are trying to trick the males into wasting sperm and avoid being attacked by the dominant males. Second, they do this to be at the bottom and stay warm. Third, they are trying to protect themselves from other predators who like to snatch and eat the top boys.

Interesting facts: These mating balls are so large that they have become a major tourist spectacle in some national parks.

Silverside likes masochistic group sex

Being covered in semen (in porn we call it gangbanging – like a pearl necklace but covering the whole body) is not surprising for fish. After all, that’s how they fertilize the eggs they lay; by swimming through them and ejaculating.

The extreme case with silversides is that the female will swim to shore and bury herself in wet sand until the male can cover the area with white, sticky spawning fluids—all while she can’t breathe…for hours.

Lobster ROOFIE ROOFIE Their partners

Male lobster extremely Aggressive – The alpha/dominant male lobster will come into the nests of other lobsters every night and beat the crap out of them just to remind them who’s boss.

Females are obviously like Such “manly” behavior. They also know Mr. Lobster is more interested in being a jerk than using it. So, she follows him home (in a totally non-stalking way) and then continues urination Sometimes I would stay with him for several days in a row.

Urine containing pheromones can calm a male down until he is ready to make his move.Another species that loves urine.

Oh, and porcupines. They love yellow things.

Female octopuses strangle

Anyone want to experience some self-erotic asphyxiation?

In fact, it’s less erotic and more dangerous. So dangerous that males will often attempt to use their “penis arms” for mating. As far as possible – sometimes startling her from behind and then jumping on her head.

All this was to prevent her from wrapping her tentacles around him and strangling him to death.

Walruses and elephant seals act rough

It’s all about dominance and flexing your animal muscles. Both species do it to the extreme.

There’s no biting here. Fights and intense physical altercations can cause lasting damage to others around them – even death. Elephant seals will even punch anything they can – from males to pregnant females to pups.

Fruit bat gives blowjob

Scientists have discovered that short-nosed fruit bats are one of the few species that engage in oral sex. In fact, for every 15 seconds of mating, the males will lick the females for about 2.5 minutes, then wash, rinse, and repeat the process.

Even females will join in on the 69 position, the purpose of which is either to check compatibility by tasting his pheromones/chemicals, to make him indifferent to other females, or just to keep him clean.

Big-headed beetle bottle sex

Okay, boys…we all know you’ve at least used your hands, but how about a pocket vagina or a Fleshlight?

At least that’s what we know when humans use sex toys.

The Poor Australian Beetle’s Problem Don’t know the difference Female seahorses with their shiny brown shells and brown beer bottles lying on the side of the road. The bigger problem is that the males seem to prefer the bottles (perhaps because they are more convenient?), and will pile them up instead of picking up live ones.

Other creatures have found ways around this, too—ants, for example. They hang around the bottles until a horny male ant shows up, then pounce and eat it. The result is a veritable threat of extinction.

Is it just me, or does this sound like a parallel in the debate between humans and sex robots?

Hermaphrodite Fence

Marine flatworms have both males and females. So how do they know who will end up having the baby?

They draw their penises, engage in an old-fashioned sword fight, and stab their opponents. The loser must expend his excess energy on procreation.

Likewise, sea slugs fight similarly, though they do it by trying to pierce each other’s heads and ejaculate – so the loser thinks they’re female. Oops.

Bonobos practice free love

Having an argument? Have sex. Want to eat something? Have sex. Want to be friends? Have sex.

Want sex? Have sex.

With this “mating solves all problems” mentality, it’s no wonder this family of primates is one of the most peaceful in nature. Almost everything they do involves some kind of sexual activity. – From French kissing to mutual masturbation.

Dolphins and electric shocks

We already know that dolphins are very sexual animals – they engage in same-sex sexual behavior when they are young to establish friendships and sexual “wingmen”, isolate female dolphins from the rest of their group until they reach sexual maturity, and engage in recreational sex to relieve stress.

The weirdest thing is the way they masturbate (besides taking it from the carcass of a decapitated fish – yes, there’s a video of that)…

There are eels.

Yes. Live, writhing eels wrapped around their penises. And, rumor has it, sometimes electric eels, too.

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Have you stumbled upon any other interesting, quirky, or weird animal mating facts? Share them in the comments and let us know.