Unobtrusive pillow dildo harness?

I have an inflatable whale that I would like to mount a dildo on so that I can “ride” it in a sense without having to make any modifications. My best idea was to use a dildo harness as a pillow. Although I found none that met my criteria. All I want from a harness is really just a couple of (preferably nylon) adjustable straps and a dildo ring. I don’t need any type of platform, straps, or any decoration around the ring, just a few straps and a dildo ring. I can’t find anything that meets my criteria, do you guys know of anywhere I can look? Frankly, I think I might just have to buy some nylon strap-ons and dildo rings to make my own.

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