The sex appeal of the Olympics

Suddenly very interested in the Tonga Olympic team – or so the meme goes. The Olympics, of course, is a historical and cultural phenomenon that celebrates the pinnacle of human physical fitness. We all salivate over it. From the crotch grabs of men’s diving to the recent pole vaulting extravaganza, is it any wonder that 200,000 male condoms are supplied to athletes every year?

While rumours are swirling about sex being banned at the Tokyo Olympics, the athletes themselves – or at least Tom Daley – are quick to assure us that this won’t be a problem.

While some people who don’t visit our site might be put off by the lustful gaze, the lewd side of these games is there from the beginning. How else could you not lie down on your bed and give your all to the game?

In the beginning, the Greeks were naked and they loved to touch… a lot.

The Olympic Games date back to the games held in Olympia, Greece, in 776 BC, which is why Greece always leads the way at the opening ceremonies. These early games were closely tied to the Greeks’ pursuit of physical beauty, athleticism, and excellence. The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word “gymnos,” meaning naked, because the athletes competed in the nude. Yes, naked! Aesthetics aside, it was a celebration of the gods and the perfection of the human body.

In ancient Greece, the male body was worshiped and seen as a symbol of beauty and strength. The nakedness of athletes highlighted their physical features and was seen as a symbol of their dedication, self-discipline and the blessing of the gods. Literally, the ball is on the court and off the court.

The Modern Olympics and Thirsty Athletes

Now we have nearly 11,000 men and women in peak physical condition and their support teams gathered in one place. Given some of the stories we’ve heard about sex at the Olympics, 200,000 condoms might not be enough.

What story, you ask? Um…

The fastest man in the world

Usain Bolt was once known as the fastest man in the world, dominating the men’s 100m and 200m races and winning multiple gold medals in three Olympic Games (2008, 2012, 2016). During the 2016 Rio Olympics, he made headlines for his celebrations, which included late-night partying, flashing his abs to women he hoped to woo, and being more of a marathoner in the bedroom.

I just wanna party

American shooter Josh Lakatos said he was just there for the party and picked the lock of a vacant room occupied by the USA Track and Field team.

“The next morning, I swear, the entire women’s 4×100 relay team from some Scandinavian-looking country came out of the house, followed by our guys. I was like, ‘Oh my god, we saw these girls running last night.’”

Right in front of my salad

Hope Solo is a famous American soccer goalkeeper, famous for winning gold medals in the 2008 and 2012 Olympics. In her memoir, Solo revealed that the Olympic Village (where athletes stayed during the games) was nothing like Solo for her, it was a hotbed of lust.

“I’ve seen people having sex out in the open,” Solo said. “On the grass, between buildings, people having sex in a lewd way.”

Everyone is on OnlyFans

“I make more money from OnlyFans than rowing at the moment,” said New Zealand rower Robbie Manson. Manson, who has competed in three Olympic Games but has yet to win a medal, is one of many gay male athletes who have used the OnlyFans platform to realize their sporting dreams.

Other famous athletes do the same, including British diving medallist Jack Logue and Australia’s Matthew Meacham. “A lot of athletes have physical problems after training too hard. So when it comes to this particular resource, it makes sense to cash in on the product when it’s at its peak – when everything is nice and tight, tall and sticking out in all the right places!” Meacham told QNews in a recent interview.

As for what you can expect to see on athletes’ OnlyFans? Artistic nudes, according to Robbie Manson. But he says you need to subscribe to find out just how artistic.

Is it OK to objectify athletes?

While the “sexy” side of the Olympics may be appealing, it also raises ethical considerations. If you noticed that the Athletes OnlyFans section actually only deals with male athletes, you’re not wrong. It’s worth noting that most of the sexy content in recent years has been for male Olympians, and compared to the Rio diving showers, this section has been much more low-key.

Part of the reason is that the media has a code of conduct when it comes to capturing and portraying athletes, especially female athletes, as certain commentators tend to reduce women to traditional gender roles or sexual appeal. It’s crucial to strike a balance between praising physical attributes and respecting the dignity and autonomy of athletes. In summary, it’s okay to think someone is sexy. It’s a little creepy to write erotic fan fiction about them.

The sexy side of the Olympics

From the naked Greeks of Ancient Olympia to the pageantry of the modern Olympic Games, the glamour of sport and the celebration of human beauty have been timeless themes. The “sexy” side of the Olympics is not just about physical attraction, but also about the appreciation of human potential, discipline and the pursuit of excellence.

Hey, if you’re in tip-top shape and have bulges in all the right places, wouldn’t you want to get it on while it’s still possible?

Author: Wild Secrets Contributor