Santa baby, Santafilia? Ho, ho, ho!

Santafilia is coming to town!

Santafilia? So what’s going on?

Kinks and fetishes range widely, and are certainly not uncommon. While there hasn’t been a ton of research to explain why this happens, it’s likely a combination of biology, upbringing, social norms and how we feel.

Santaphilia is your favorite place for the jolly old man in red. You read it correctly. Santa Claus (and everything he represents) is an eccentricity in itself.

As a Santa Claus, I have had experiences with women who were “interested” in Santa Claus! I’ve had moms take their kids out of their rooms to spend some “alone” time with Santa. – Former Santa Claus

Long ago, when Santa Claus and St. Nicholas were two separate people and not some weird corporate merger to sell soda in cans, the concept of Santa Claus appears in the 15th-century hymn Rector and Priests of Plymtree (Richard Smart , 1435 – 1477). The meaning of joy began to snowball, becoming associated with drunkenness and joyous celebrations.

“Nowell, Nowell, Nowell, Nowell,
Who sang this?
“I’m here, Mr. Christmas.”
Welcome, Mister Christmas,
Welcome to all of us, small or large
Come closer, Noel! “

Mr. Christmas, aka Santa Claus, is the ultimate Dom dad. He is an all-giving authoritative figure who can judge good and evil and bestow gifts and punishments accordingly. Not only that, he can stay up all night! Is it hot?

Not only are these associations enough to get you excited, but Santa Claus is sexualized in the media and pop culture, and the presence of themed underwear doesn’t help.

Santa baby, hurry up and take my chimney down tonight!

But the sexualization doesn’t stop there, there are also depictions of dads…and I mean Santa Claus, from Kurt Russell’s delicious display in The Christmas Chronicles to my favorite antihero and villain Santa Claus Billy Bob Thornton. But the man who took away the best milk and cookies had to be dearest David Harbor from “A Night of Violence.”

I love you, David Harbor.

Try it, ho ho

For those of you who would like some action from your fired man, I have some excellent advice for those of you who are willing to try something different as a male partner. I hope to try it too. So put your man on one of these and let us know how it goes!

If you’re not sure how to ask your partner about your newfound Santa Claus quirks, I have some advice for you. Communicate with your partner! Sit down and talk about how you want them to dress up in their Christmas clothes. You don’t have to suggest a full outfit, but a hat and boots will suffice. Understand that your partner may need a little giggle before saying yes; if anything, the experience will help you bond!

Naughty and kind toys

Throw in some cheeky-themed toys to make your Santaphilia cum even more. This winter, heat up and stay warm with a body-safe CBD candle for some sexy temperature play. Add some ice cubes to the mix for a chilly contrast against your skin and sexy parts! You can even take it a step further and wear a blindfold to focus on the sensations.

Give your partner endless orgasms by shooting them in the clit, or if they’re on the naughty list this year, test them with some pounding play. In between clitoral stimulation, use the paddle for some fun spanking. You can even try anal play with our Christmas tree butt plug. For P in V play, treat your dick to a vibrating ring that will tap and tease your partner’s clitoris, because at the end of the day, even Santa Claus needs a little pleasure to satisfy all his needs. difficult Work.

If Santa Claus really exists, I’m sorry. I hope this doesn’t earn me a spot on the naughty list – does it?

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