Oversized unrealistic dildo vibrator

I’m having a really hard time finding a dildo vibrator (***up to ***70$***) that is: A) thick, preferably at least 7cm (2.75″) in diameter B) vibrates C) (optionally) unrealistic, pretty happy with super plain ones but I’m tired of overly realistic ones, any suggestions welcome. 🙂 (I’m in the EU so if you have EU suggestions that would be great, but let’s face it, EU ones aren’t real.)

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