Mom mistakes sex toy for facial massager, horrifies daughter

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“It felt like it was licking my face.”

You can imagine how Noemi Billeci would react when she saw her mother pull out a sex toy and smear it on her face.

How did this happen?

Well, while discreet shipping is standard for any sex toy, some families don’t have strict rules about opening each other’s mail. This innocent mom had no idea what she was holding in her hands, and for anyone who has seen a blackhead remover, it’s easy to see how confused this woman was. There are also plenty of ads for vibrating devices that are actually meant to be used on the skin.

So, she opened it and started rubbing it on her face.

Biggest hat tip to Noemi for staying calm and filming — even as mom reached over and started rubbing her hand across dad’s face… oh my goodness, nightmare about to begin.

It would have been even worse knowing that the toy in question was the Satisfyer Pro 2 – which (at least) has been described as a minor miracle (and I can personally attest to that).

But what if the situation were reversed?

This happened to a man who saw his wife’s facial massager, which looked a lot like a penis and testicles. The Chinese man was a little scared at first and distracted himself a little. But then he saw the tip and worried that he might hurt his wife.

The unsuspecting man posted it on social media to get feedback and opinions on whether she should use it.

Apparently, when he realized his mistake, he turned red from head to toe.

What about you? Have you seen or heard of any toy bugs? Share them in the comments!