Moe Helmy Allegedly Hussie’s Cubbi Thompson Girlfriend

Did you hear the good news? Cubbi Thompson won the Best New Artist award at last night’s 2026 XBIZ Awards or XMA Awards. To this day I have no idea who she was. Let’s give Cubby a big round of applause. But Cubby has a secret.

Now, Cubbi is competing against all these women for the most exciting awards show ever® To see who would win, the day after “the world’s largest creator expo” ended, it fell through again.

Cubbi started filming in 2023 and is 34 years old according to IAFD, but is listed as 28 years old on the Hussie Models website. Independently verified using science (trust the science), her age is 30 years old. Well done, Riley Reynolds.

What’s the secret? I have reliable information that Cubby Thompson had a premarital relationship with a man who happened to be named Mo Helmy. It is possible that Moe Helmy is one of the co-owners of XBIZ along with his brother. Maybe even more serious than that. BRB I need to pee but can’t find my Mountain Dew bottle.

Of the 3 calls, 2 texts, and 1 e-communication I have received, I am 95% certain that Moe and Cubbi are dating. It’s completely normal and completely healthy between two consenting adults. I’m not sure if they’re in the holding hands stage yet. I can almost imagine their love being like Sheila and Roy, destined to last forever but ultimately ending in the glue factory. Still brings tears to my eyes. At least Moe is having sex with an adult, he’s not Hersey Ryan.

The bad thing is that the girlfriend of one of the company’s bosses won one of the biggest awards. I’m sure her well-respected publicist and humanitarian, The Rub PR’s “Shrek” icon Erika “Shrek” was fully aware of this and suggested to Cubbi that she ask to be removed from the list of nominees. This isn’t the first time Shrek’s client has won an award with her vagina (however unintentionally it may have been this time), and I’m sure it won’t be the last. That’s not fair to the 14 other strong women I respect and admire. They never had a chance.

It reminds me of a girl who had been working in the industry for a month or two and got an Urban X nomination for sleeping with one of the bosses. At least those idiots knew better than to give the award to her.

May Kubi and Moi’s flames shine brighter together than the brightest stars in the sky.

To be clear, we don’t think Moe and Cubby’s relationship has anything to do with her winning this prestigious award. It’s just a coincidence :). I mean, I’ve never heard of XBIZ giving someone something they didn’t earn, man the FunGus on my feet are burning, sorry where I am, oh yeah, they are a legit and legendary award show. Just ask James Bartsollet…

Brian J – Follow me on X @ImTrpwl