Looking for a big dildo that has nothing to do with fantasy

I’ve been wanting a badass dragon dildo because 1. I want something huge that’s ideal in length and setting, and 2. I think some ridges on the thing might add to it? But of course, they’re bad and there’s a lot of controversy, and I don’t want any fantasy or anything like that. Is there a brand out there that has made a big push for an almost style dildo, maybe with a unique design like the ridge? I don’t mind if it’s a unique shape, it’s just that nothing looks like an animal or mythical creature because personally it makes me feel creepy

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