How to make sex toys out of towels – low-cost orgasms

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Why would anyone want to know how to make a sex toy out of a towel? Let’s face it, not everyone can afford a $100+ pocket vagina. But even so, regular masturbation can sometimes get boring, and guys might want to switch things up. The good news is, there are plenty of “budget” options out there – using stuff you already have around the house (and no, for God’s sake, it’s not your vacuum cleaner).

Towel version

This is one of the most popular and very simple to make. All you need is…

• 1 small towel (such as a hand towel)
• 1 condom or latex glove
• Some elastic bands
• lubricating oil

1. Start by laying out a towel – nothing too big or fluffy
2. fold
3. Place the condom or latex glove on the towel with the open end about 1 inch above the edge of the towel.
4. Roll the towel completely up and add some elastic to prevent it from unraveling
5. Lubricate your penis
6. Insert condom
7. have fun

You may need to make some “adjustments” – like loosening or tightening the band (but not too tight, as your grip will do most of the work), switching towels, etc. But whatever you do, be sure to use lubrication (even if the condom comes with its own lubricant). It will make your experience much better.

Also, if you are allergic to latex, look for non-allergenic options.

Want more warmth?

You can heat the towel beforehand. Some people soak it before rolling it. Some people soak it after rolling it. Some people also recommend putting it in the microwave (before putting the condom in).

Any method of applying heat will work – and feel great. However, always do a skin test on the inside of your arm first. You don’t want to burn your nether regions. In the next section, we’ll show you how to add “texture”: in ways you never imagined – straight from your kitchen cupboard.

Want an orgasm that will rock you?

Gummy bears?!

Yes, you read that correctly. I stumbled across this suggestion while researching Towel Pocket Cats. At first, I thought it was a joke or something “outrageous”, but after reading it, I completely understand the reasoning behind the choice of gummy bears.

The gummy version is the same as the towel version—until you put the condom or glove down. But then, you lay some gummy bears or worms over the condom area. Then, just roll it up and add the elastic.

Sound weird? Yes.

But is this a cheap way to add bumps and “texture” to your pocket vagina — like you see in those pricey Fleshlight sleeves? Yes, it is.

If candy (which can get sticky when used, making it harder to clean the towels—clean the towels, please!) doesn’t satisfy you, then anything else that’s soft/stretchy but adds bumpiness will work.

Other content on the Internet

• Use a sponge instead of a towel to create a DIY pocket vagina
• Use a headband instead of a cock ring (but there are cheap cock rings on the market – unless you want your penis to look more fashionable?)
• Use an old cuddle toy as the outer part (I won’t go into this)
• Try using pillows instead of cushions
• A trusty old sock
• Will the gel pack (the soft inner part) work well if heated?
• An empty Pringles can as the exterior part

I mean, I guess these are all viable options (except the cock ring) as long as you follow the ideas in the tutorial above. It’s really just a solid outer shell, a squeeze middle, and a smooth inner section (medical gloves and lots of lube are key to victory!)

That’s it! That’s how you make sex toys out of towels!

Do you have any other suggestions for towel sex toys or alternatives? Leave a comment!