Prepare to Orgasm with Zumio

Oh my goodness. Let me start by saying that I am very lucky to work at a store that has given me the privilege of testing some delightful adult toys. I just want to tell you that I have had the most amazing orgasms with the Zumio. This is a toy you need to try at least once!

I test drove Zumio last night

To me, at first glance, I have to say, it kind of looks like a cheap pen that my 7 year old daughter would find and take home. Turns out…she did! She thought she could floss her teeth with it!!! Aa …

Zumio wins Best New Product Award

Now, this weird looking toy apparently won the Best New Product Award at the Adultex Trade Expo. I thought to myself, what is this Adutlex Expedition you’re talking about? It sounded ridiculous, so I Googled it, and sure enough, it’s a really respectable organization.

But more reliably, I later heard from some of my coworkers that it was a toy that deserved respect and honor, and that it was really great! One of my coworkers was an absolute sex toy enthusiast. I valued her opinion very much, so I thought to myself, I’ll give this little gadget a try.

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I finally got some time to use this toy on my own!

As the night wore on, the sun set, the kids snored, I found myself reaching for that little weird purple device. I had zero expectations of how it would look. Zero! (Never judge a book by its cover). Suddenly, like magic, that silly pen-looking device found my clitoris!

I wish I could tell you it was all spasms, rainbows, unicorns and orgasms, but sadly, it wasn’t. Now…if you like extremely intense, very focused vibrations, you might laugh and scream out loud, praising God for making it all happen. I, on the other hand, prefer something less intense.

Once it got close to my clitoris, everything changed.

But then something magical happened. I gently moved its little purple swirly head just below my clitoris, to the base of my labia. That often underestimated and neglected area between my buttocks and vagina, and voila! I came! The intensity sent the vibrations throughout the entire area.

There are 8 settings on the Zumio and I definitely recommend starting at the lowest and working your way up, but it’s very simple to use. The buttons on the toy are great. There are only three of them. I hate messing around with tons of different options. One is an on/off button and the other two just change the intensity up and down. I did hear from one customer who said she didn’t like their placement and found that they weren’t in the position where you would naturally grip the toy, which I don’t think is a problem at all.

What materials are toys made of?

The toy is made from ABS plastic with a silicone coating on the handle, and like most balls, the toys we sell at Ohzone are completely safe and free of nasty phthalates. If you’re interested check out the Q&A section of the Zumio website, you’ll even find out that the toy is made from recycled, carbon neutral materials! How about that!

It lasts about 4 hours on a full charge. I have to say though! I dare say no one will use this toy for 4 hours before ejaculating, it is not as versatile as other toys, I tried it on my and my partner’s nipples but it was a little too focused and intense. He said he liked the feeling of his pubic area as much as I did, though. I tried to stick it in his ass but the Zumio stops working when you apply too much pressure.

Zumoi can also be used for penetration!

I tried it for masturbation and after having 3 kids I found it can be used for this purpose too. My vagina is more forgiving than my partner’s ass! I am one of the 70% of women who only ejaculate in the clitoris though. If you are one of the lucky 30% you might like using it for this purpose too. I even insert it while my partner is having sex with me and it feels really good.

Excellent toy that everyone should try

Honestly, this is a great topical toy, and perhaps what impressed me most is that it’s truly innovative. We don’t see that much innovation in the industry these days. I think the only reason some people don’t like it is that they only like gentle direct clitoral stimulation, or only like soft, squishy toys. Put some good quality lube on the end, like Superslyde, and you’re all set.

I highly recommend it!

Want to learn more about Zumio?

The Zumio sex toy is designed to deliver precise, intense pleasure like no other. It was designed by a group of women who wanted a device that could mimic the feel of fingers, providing precise stimulation. Launched in the mid-2010s, the Zumio quickly became popular thanks to its unique rotational motion technology, which can target sensitive areas with incredible precision.

Its ergonomic design and innovative features made it a favorite among users seeking a more personalized experience. Today, Zumio continues to be praised for its ability to deliver powerful, satisfying orgasms, revolutionizing the way people experience pleasure.

Zumio wins 2018 Adultex Best Women’s Product Award –

“We are delighted to receive this award, which is a testament to the success our female design team has had in developing a revolutionary new clitoral stimulation experience that women love” said Veronica Farmer, Chief Experience Officer at Zumio.