Etsy Sex Toys – Top 10 Items

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This is probably the last place most people look for sex toys or other adult products.

But even though it was a bit adventurous, I decided to type the keyword “sex toys” into the search bar to see what would come up. Some of the items were expected… but there was one item that really surprised me.

ETSY Sex Toys – OKOVA Butt Plug

This seems to be a very popular butt plug. If people don’t like putting things up their butts, the store also offers a clip-on option.

Only complaint was one customer ordered the clip-on plugs but customer service called to ask what size plug they wanted. So, better double check your order.

ETSY Sex Toys – VUZARA FOX Butt Plug

Another animal’s tail, but cuter and more furry. Great for role play, pet play, cosplay, etc.

You have to make sure they are sweat free etc. Reviews are all positive and the price is more reasonable than the demon tail (if you are on a budget). Not much else to say. Not surprised to see one of these in the top ten, but glad to see it.

Pink bondage suit

Well, this doesn’t surprise me at all. There are dozens of starter kits out there. If you’ve read my other articles, you’ve probably read that I’m pretty much against these. They’re too dangerous for a newbie, and anyone with any experience probably doesn’t want this.

ETSY Sex Toys – Feet Pictures

Ahahahahahaha! Yes, the pics are being sold for the same reason you think. For anyone else who doesn’t know – she’s selling her pussy pics to foot fetishists. Hehehe.

Another interesting thing about this? I checked the next day and the link was gone. Not surprising, but like I said…interesting. If you want to see more examples, just look up “feet pictures” (really).

Cable Ties

At first glance, I thought it was some kind of paddle or strap. Then I saw it was a stun gun! Awesome.

BDSM users seem to really like it. They say it can pack quite a punch for such a small toy. If you’re new to playing with this, don’t even consider it. Also, as with any dangerous toy or game, be sure to read up on safety and best practices.

Set of 3 Gem Stoppers

OK, OK. I get why this stuff is here – it’s very tempting for beginners, older gamers, sissies, and even a brat or two.

I guess they’re also useful for anal training, or just depending on how you’re feeling that day. If you don’t want your heart broken, there are hundreds of other options.

ETSY Sex Toys – Horse Masturbator

Hahahaha, I thought I would buy something weird, but I was not disappointed, not only did I buy an animal masturbator, but I also bought a double-hole one, which is so cool.

The quality is great, with tons of reviews and customer photos. The only downside is that it’s very expensive – so budget, plan, or give up.

Star Nipple Clamps

Oh, I might actually buy these. They come in more colors than I expected. They’re also cheap and pretty. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that they’re “adjustable” (because the thread is thin enough).

I would love to see something like this – I’m tired of electrical or body tape on my nipples. Go get some sparkly stuff!

“Extra long” dildo

It’s a dildo. It has a suction cup. It’s… handmade? Hmm. Not really impressed, because these things are cheap.

TPE isn’t as good as silicone, so I can’t even suggest it as a body-safe material. As for size? Come on…you know what I saw at work?!

ETSY Sex Toys

Hmm. It says it’s made of silicone. You could totally have a mold and make your own stuff with it. Clone-A-Willy is the idea. I don’t know why, but I’m skeptical about this one.

People keep saying how soft it is (silicone can be too) but I always thought it was jelly. Maybe because most of the clear ones I’ve seen are made of hazardous materials. *shurg* – try at your own risk.

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