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Crazy bras – from lobster claws to yellow ducks

Crazy bras – from lobster claws to yellow ducks

Forget Victoria’s Secret… here are some crazy bra designs for you to enjoy. Some were made for a worthy cause, some are the product of twisted minds, and some are just things people did “just because.”

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I can’t get this out of my head anymore. I know very little about the provenance of this thing (other than a hollow “Inventor’s Blog” post and lots of other pictures of fish dinners). I guess I should pick something I like? Hmm…the bead tassel on the bottom…maybe? But oh my god those eyes pierce my soul.

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I think it’s a yellow bra with white parts attached to it. The lace makes me smile. The straps make me drool (even though they look like they could fall off at any moment). Digging a little deeper I found out it was probably made for breast cancer awareness, which is cool.

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The majority consensus on this was “it’s trying to make a statement, we’re just not sure which one” – which, honestly, would be appropriate in any BDSM club.

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Hmm. I have absolutely no idea how the train of thought went from bra to keys to “let’s put it all together!” On the other hand, it’s more modest than many of them and might be the most wearable.

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No, fake grass is itchy and uncomfortable. Who would have thought that putting it next to your butt would be better? Even though it’s just a regular green lawn, I still give a nod to the plastic dinosaur. It made me laugh, so it made the list without causing too much of a stir.

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Yes… that’s right, you’re looking at the lobster bra. It’s also the one with the most context. Laura Jacobs created a series of nautical-themed bras in response to the beauty standards of the porn industry and plastic surgery.

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I didn’t go through a particularly exciting period in my teenage years and early adulthood. I didn’t party much either. So it’s no surprise that just by doing research for this article, I learned about the Rave Bra (which is like a “regular crazy” bra).

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I don’t know why…but I like this one. I guess because of the added gloved hands. It’s still a little creepy but I would definitely buy this.

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Plop, plop. Hopefully there’s enough room for the breast. Bonus points if the duck squeaks. Bubbles and towels are great accessories!

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Has anyone seen the TV show Lambchop with the sheep puppets? …seems the woman found out about the twist and killed them and sewed them into bras. Since “This Is The Song That Never Ends” is from this show, I don’t blame them for the murder.

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I was confused by this at first, then I read the details. This is another great gift or fundraising item for the fight against breast cancer. It’s awesome! Love the boxing gloves.

What’s the craziest bra you’ve ever seen? Share it in the comments!

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