“Dirty” Sex Day Inspires Noise Complaints are 1,000

Come on, come on.

The quirky revelers landed in a sleepy British village to attend the country’s largest annual Swagger Festival, sparking noise complaints from conservative locals that were angry at the earplug orgasm.

Swingathon will be held this weekend in the town of Allington, two hours north of London, attracting about 1,000 passionate attendees.

This is not just the number of residents living in quaint villages, the village has a population of only 897.

The three-day Frisk plays three-day festivals like tents, pole dances, bubble parties, mobile dungeons and sex games, such as Butt-Plug Bingo.

The annual festival started in 2020 and became bigger every year, which is annoying for locals.

“We are called England’s swaying capital just because of this festival, which is not the title we want,” an anonymous resident told Southwest News. “It’s mainly seniors and family, so you can imagine them spitting out their tea when they learn we were home to Swingathon.”

“It’s usually a topic of villages. Some people say letting consent adults do everything they want, but I know many people are not satisfied with their choice of such activities here.” “It’s just a little dirty and dirty isn’t it? I’m afraid it’s not me.”

In recent years, residents have publicly complained that the website has made a “loud moaning” impact.

However, the organizers of the Summer Sex Festival insisted that the event wasn’t dirty.

“Contrary to some beliefs, there is no key in the bowl, dirty music, coloring people or a high level of communication in this community,” claims Matthew Cole of Swingathon.

The organizers added: “In fact, individuals in this community are respectful, serious, and more likely to be safe or test regularly than the average person you meet at the club at night.”

“The team is passionately normalizing the sexual freedom provided by alternative lifestyles and continues to work to resist bias and adversity to make the community a safe, inclusive social, entertainment and learning space.”

Tickets for Frisky Festival are sold for around $250, and live music, DJs, seminars and demonstrations are advertised as a “safe, inclusive space” to celebrate diversity.