Crochet Adult Products – Things Your Grandma Never Knitted

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Just when you thought that ugly Christmas sweater was the last thing you hated. Now, check out these nasty crochet creations. I promise you’ll never look at your grandma’s table mat the same way again…

No, this is not a wall-mounted dildo for human use. This is a cat toy

The site has dozens of penis warming events. Name a holiday or theme and it’s probably there!

It’s a dog toy, but you can put it on a shelf and it looks cute.

Wine bottle caps. Because…why not!

Good old-school divorce humor.

Sex Toy Collection – Be careful when buying this type of product as it may be a final product or just a pattern!

You’ll never mix up your party glasses again!

Cute keychain!

Anatomically correct clitoris.

Breast stress relief ball!

…well…why not! We’ve gone so far down the rabbit hole that it doesn’t matter! Buy it now!

A good example of this is when the item in the picture is not what you actually purchased.

Two words…breast pillow.

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Which of these would you actually buy? Please share in the comments!