Comment: Kraken Monster Lab Heart Grinders

Kraken Monster Lab’s heart grinders can easily showcase the brand’s thinking out of the box with dynamic design. Everyone offers a completely different experience between texture and height and depth, and naturally tempting usage goes beyond simple grinding.

Design and specifications

Australia-based Kraken Monster Lab has made beautiful designs with strong details such as its winged dildo angel penis and outrageous penis that I have commented on before. They are one of the few brands that are engraved with clay instead of 3D printing, with absolutely gorgeous results and textured styles that cannot be easily imitated with digital engraving.

Their two heart-shaped grinders (mean heart and bad romance, an angel and demon duo) are available year-round, and Love Pain is exclusive for February. Like my favorites, the grinders are all fantastic vulvas, so I was happy to see which shapes and textures work best for me.

All three are easy to hold due to the size and thickness of the base (each is wider than my palm, 4-5 inches long and 2-2.5 inches tall), and they are large enough to generally hold in place to put down Props or towels. Even if lubricated on top, the finish and size make them easy to hold.

Pour the mine into customs, pour two in soft hard 00-30, and 00-50 in medium hard romance. By default, most fantasy grinders are sold for 00-20 or 00-30, and it works for many people, but it’s nice to offer a stronger option.

I used Lineart on the Kraken Monster Lab website to put together the poured-in models I’m interested in. As I hoped, two of these samples! The bad romance (romance with tongue) has paid off since the initial pour ended in very bold colors. The rewards I received were lighter in color and were more suitable for the tip, although the results tended to be “lemon blueberry cheesecake” more than the “Valentine’s Day theme” I envisioned. (However, this isn’t a knock-on store; it’s definitely the typical range of color variations I’d expect, and I have no complaints about dessert-colored toys.)

bad Romance With a small clitoris with a thick hood and two slender fork tongues, it is sandwiched between bat-like leather wings. Of the medium 00-50, this is the most solid I have ever received. A little soft, but it has a nice shape. Due to the thin tongue, the long tongue is very flexible. Mine is pearls and golden marble with wine on it.

The long tongue is about 3 inches available (not including the 2.5 inches of the short tongue), while the short tongue is about 1.5″ long (including the uninsert parts). The long tongue can reach a circumference of up to 2.5 inches (0..8 inches in diameter) ), while combined together, they reach a 3-inch circumference (1-inch diameter).

Price: $110 AUD ($71 USD) base price, $120 AUD ($77 USD) with tongue damli color, such as me, $140 AUD ($90 USD) luxurious pour and clean split tongue.

Love hurt (only for sale in February) is a spiked heart with a heart-shaped clitoris and an inward-facing labia. Round spikes are not pokey at all, because of their round shape and soft sturdiness 00-30. Moderate grinder. Mine is the highlight of the glimmer on the black.

Price: $99 AUD ($64) base price, $120 AUD ($77 USD), with highlights like mine.

Honey It has a large upright clitoris, a hollow passage and feather wings. The grinder is moderately soft in a soft firmness of 00-30. For more fleshy hairy, I recommend you 00-20 SuperStoft coolness. Mine is red, purple and bronze marble.

Price: Base price of $120 AUD ($77 USD), $130 AUD ($84 USD) marble like me.

In addition to the grinder, I also received adoption/care cards, stickers, squid, chocolate and cotton bales with character nails printed on it, one with lewd demons and the other with a trans Easter bunny.

Although I did not receive character stickers, every grinder I received had a corresponding character with stickers available for purchase: Bad Romance (Success), Love Hurt (Devil) and Sweet Heart ( Angel).

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bad Romance

Bad romance is both a grinder and a very slim dildo. I’m not sure what the tongue will expect, but I know I really like the internal stimulation when grinding, so this is what I’m most looking forward to.

From a design point of view, the tongue is really neat and works well. The tongue is very, very good, you can rub yourself outside. This is great for the texture only, although the shape and thinness prevented me from adding stress and would drop a little bit. It’s very easy to hold the base while gently brushing your tongue.

Inside, I can feel the shape of the tongue 00-50, albeit thinner. (Sometimes I have a hard time feeling a small or soft dildo.) However, due to the thin waistline, I can’t feel the texture well inside. It’s great to insert the tongue (especially where the bottom of the second tongue is thicker) because it irritates my sensitive entrance.

When the long tongue is pierced throughout the interior, the short tongue is licking under my clitoris. I got the length of the short tongue intact along the entire clitoris (thanks to the T). This is very strong given the medium hard texture strength.

The clitoris is not protruding enough to grind easily. I really had to press to get the pressure from it because it was the same height as the wing. In doing so, the peak pressure on the wings is against me, which is a little annoying, but not painful. This might be fun if I like gentle grinding, but I really like stress.

Bad romance is a great concept, but there is room for improvement in execution. A higher clitoris and lower spikes (even only 1/4 inch) will make it more functional as a grinder. A wider tongue can also make licking easier, although I respect its “fine fork tongue” visuals as it is, and the double tongue setting is especially effective for my external anatomy.

The tongue part is an interesting design and I would love to think of this version as a standard size dildo.

Love hurts

Love hurt is the most common of these three grindings. It works well for pressure, texture or both and works well at many different angles, whether it is manually fixed angles. Plus, it is dressed very well. The spikes are impressive.

The spikes around the gap are my favorite part. I like to fight directly against my clitoris or foreskin, and I can fuck it in the gap while feeling the spikes on both sides. They are soft due to softness and roundness and provide a lot of texture for how far they extend.

Holding in my hands, I like to rub the gap along my clitoris lengthwise without having to press it so I don’t get all the texture without stress. Even though I love stress, the texture itself is great. When grinding it, I can press on my clitoris to achieve some pressure. Even if the clitoris sticks out a lot, it exceeds the rest of the grinder, making it mostly accessible.

I didn’t get much of the spikes in the middle of the gap. I suspect they contribute to the overall feeling, but I can’t select the feeling specifically about it. These spikes may be too deep for a person with a small clitoris to reach.

Honey

The sweetheart’s clitoris was much bigger than I expected: it looked top-down and it was hard to see the height, but it was obvious from the side. The size and shape of the clitoris is almost the same as my own T-bond.

In soft firmness 00-30 it is not as luxurious and soft as the real clitoris, but the stiffness has good resistance when pressed on it. While I usually prefer a small amount of lubricant to grind friction, more lubricants make it feel more plush and realistic.

Whether it is holding it in your hands or humping on the surface, A sweet heart is perfect for. When I let go, I was under great pressure. It takes a minute to find the right angle, but once I do it works very well. My clitoris sometimes falls on either side of the sweetheart, but it’s the expected result of trying to press the upright parts together.

Even in soft firmness, the spinal texture below the clitoris is quite powerful. Either side of the labia can move my clitoris to both sides, which is neat, although they also limit how much I can press on the grinder. I benefited the most from this texture while holding the grinder and moving it quickly instead of pressing down while it stayed in place.

This is the perfect size and shape for sucking. Most fantasy toys with clitoris are awkward verbally, but this one is easy to lock my mouth. The thinness of the labia makes them a little stubborn, but not much damage.

When it comes to how to keep it selective, the middle hole is neat, but the lubrication/spray/liquid ends up dripping it into the hole, making anything underneath mess up. I might be able to see the utility of inserting a vibrator or stroking a cock, but in terms of my preferred grinding/sucking, I would like it to have a thin base instead of a hole.

Comprehensive

Kraken Monster Lab’s heart grinder is a gorgeous work of art, each offering its own unique experience. The custom colors are gorgeous and the brand works with me to make sure I want exactly what I want.

Seasonal grinder in February, Love Pain is my favorite high-text experience. Sweet Heart is one of the few fantasy clitoral toys I’ve found, it’s suitable for verbal games and is great for hands-on. Bad romance is a neat concept that is visually designed with a very interesting tongue but shortened to grind.

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