Christmas Wish List: Be Brave or Splurge?

Open the gift of Merry Christmas this Christmas. Santa’s little helpers have been busy putting together a naughty and pretty list filled with holiday favorites. There are all kinds of pricey indulgences and “amenity life” friendly options under the tree.

rear-deer game

Christmas is a time for fun and games, but the question is, what gifts are you going to bring? Maybe it’s time to put down the puzzles and start cracking adult games instead. Not only great for couples looking for some spice, playful twists on classic favorites like Filthy Snap and Fondle (adult Twister) are perfect for sharing with like-minded friends.

Of course, if it’s just you and your partner, you can always up the ante. Add a little spice to the season with a cheeky butt plug like Full House during a cozy card game, or embrace the winter chill by popping a metal butt plug in the freezer!

candy canes and back door Ryans Agru

Everyone loves a good Christmas gift, so indulge in our limited edition Christmas toys while you can. Christmas candy canes are a perennial bestseller, but once they’re gone, they’re gone… In case you missed it, we also have a lot of glass toys that are smooth and slippery, like icicles.

If you prefer a penis made of silicone, you can also opt for an anal dildo, which won’t look out of place on a Christmas display. Soft and shiny, Over The Rainbow looks like a gummy tower, and its wide, triangular suction base means you won’t have any embarrassing trips to the A&E.

Baby, it’s cold outside (so let’s stay in bed)

Get the kids to bed early or you might not get woken up at the crack of dawn; we hope you cum before Christmas! There are plenty of Christmas gifts for couples that can get you “there,” but my favorite is the couples vibrator.

They’re slim enough to wear during sex, for foreplay, or like a love egg to a boring dinner, and they’ll give you plenty of bang for your buck. As the youngsters say, the We-Vibe is the “GOAT” when it comes to these sex toys for couples, and my Sync O never stays in the box for long. However, if you want a more affordable option, go for our Smitten – it’s just as slim and comes with a remote for remote gaming.

the most beautiful view

Did you know that in Iceland it’s tradition to buy new clothes on Christmas Eve? If they don’t, they will be eaten by monsters. Now, we don’t believe in that kind of thing, but we do want you to get eaten…eaten! Look as pretty as Santa in red lace and white faux fur on the Sleigh Me in your Christmas lingerie, your sweetheart won’t be able to resist.

Hang a Bondara bauble on the tree and give someone a secret crotchless thong. Elegant white lace is perfect for any season, making this little lingerie a great surprise gift year-round.

first day kiss-but…

364 The gifts are a bit too much (especially That many birds), but you still want to find a luxurious gift with your name tag. We love vibrators, but have to admit, the buzz is basic. If you want a premium experience, then a clitoral suction vibrator is your best choice. The Womanizer Next takes things to Next Combined with a new level of “3D Pleasure Air Technology” to surround the clitoris and nipples with deeper, more powerful suction.

Now, Airhead has an entirely different (and cheaper) product that combines gentle sucking motions with delicate tongue flicks to replicate the feel of a blowjob.

Can’t decide? Browse all our seasonal themed Christmas gifts. Plus, you still have time to get your Advent calendar in time for the big days – who cares if you’re a few days late when you can open them all in one go?

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