Alex Harper says her cat has Down syndrome #MoneyScam Part

Alex Harper is one of my favorite drug addicted idiots. She provided many hours of interesting reading time for our TRPWL News team. A lot of stupid things have come out of her mouth in recent years, like Aurora Anarchy, and we’ve documented them all.

TRPWL Hatler Guris’s warning is succinct;

You have the right to remain silent and sober, and if you do drugs, anything you post, TRPWL will be used against you.

I’m sure some of you are wondering who Alex Harper is. She is a model. How do I know, because she said she was. As if we couldn’t tell, her fat body, 3-figurehead hairdo, and pale skin screamed Sports Illustrated cover.

Her modeling career is going just as well as her porn career, and unlike her agency (ATMLA) and Tanya “I Finally Got a Black Guy” Tate, she’s not living the high life on all the PPP loans issued during COVID-19 . That’s another story.

So when she needed money for drugs or rent, and no John was willing to risk her not showing up for a private booking, she’d beg on Twitter.

To be fair, Alex isn’t the only D-rated porn girl begging for cash. The late Dr. Cindi Spiegler did a double-blind placebo prostitute study where he/she/he/she found that 96% of failed porn girls begged for money on Twitter.

As a professional blogger and former leader of the gay Jewish mafia, I’ve seen a lot of porn scams, from fake cancer to Umpa Lumpa Marcus London’s squirt gun watches.

However, I can honestly say that Alex Harper diagnosing her cat as mentally retarded to make money is the best thing ever:

My childish reaction was, “Haha, it takes a person to get to know someone,” and my older self’s reaction was, “Haha, it takes a person to get to know someone.” But my blogger’s reply was to use google. BRB

Cats cannot have Down syndrome because they only have 19 chromosomes, while humans have 23, including an extra chromosome 21

According to Google, cats lack the number of chromosomes that cause developmental delays. It basically says there is no such thing as a retarded cat.

Sounds like the only retarded one is Alex, whoever gave her the money