Single slams her brutal rules list for dating her
She is not looking for Mr. Right. She is looking for Mr. Wallet.
A future husband’s high-high list of women has become ill after sharing her eyebrow stimulation needs with a man who matches the hinge, which includes a $300,000 salary, luxury taste, chivalrous spirit, knight and handling all birth control measures.
Her shocked suitor, Reddit, shared screenshots of their conversation and asked the woman: “I just read your profile. Tell me about the list.”
Her answer was a secret, “Do you want to see it?”
“Of course I will!” said the man.
Then there is a manifesto worthy of PDF titled “The Minimum of Husband”.
Among them are 18 non-commodities, from a worthwhile trip to the straightforward Bougie:
- “Love me deeply and put me first”
- “Financial Success (300,000+Salary)”
- “Generous, destroy me”
- “Exquisite, luxury”
- “Emotionally smart and confident”
- “Knight and Protect”
- “Ambition and discipline”
- “Family oriented and well connected”
- “Fine, attractive, neat room”
- “Control and plan”
- “Keep his trust in words and values”
- “Support my goals and lifestyle”
- “Fun, outgoing and social respect”
- “Privacy is more preferred than social media verification”
- “Love travel and food”
- “Sexual discipline and loyalty”
- “Treatment to prevent pregnancy (I don’t have hormones)”
- “Make life easier (maids, chefs, etc.)”
The commenter quickly sarcasticized.
A Redditor mocked, “Send the list back to her, ‘Looking at most of her demands on her, make you angry.’
The initial poster replied, “In fact, that’s exactly what I did. She went on to tell me that she earns less than $10,000 a year as part-time personal trainer.”
He added: “Then I invite [her] Go to my house for some casual fun and tell her to bring wine. She is unparalleled. ”
Reddit Suluths criticized the numbers and confirmed that the odds did not support her.
One user noted: “I did a vague search and found that 2.3% of all men (I think American men?) make $300,000 a year.”
“It doesn’t even break how many of them are even available/single.”
To be fair, a woman knows what she wants – confidence, consistency, caviar, maybe – dreaming of big things without crime.
But when your income hovers around five numbers, your expectations are reaching seven?
This is not only a wish list, but a plot of a true delusional housewife.
Of course, the list is long – but if he was there, hope he would go with wine, W-2 and willing to cook dishes.

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