3D Printed Animal Penis Dildo – Hybrid

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Image by 199903 from Pixabay

Our focus today is Cults.com – a website for sharing 3D printing models/plans.

As I was looking around for interesting and weird products, it occurred to me that a place like this should be a mecca for the wonderful and weird. Also, I should state that these are dildos (because you can’t actually put them inside of you). But that seems to be the most appropriate term.

Let’s take a look and you decide… clever or scary?

Shark Dick

For an animal that could be integrated with a dildo, a shark seems like a good match. Even without the head, it doesn’t look out of place, and if you removed the fins, it might actually be useful.

Penipotomos

Want me to be picky? Okay. I think what disappointed me was that the body had wrinkles but the ends didn’t.

Dinodic V6

OK…even I have to admit that these models are pretty adorable—especially if you count babies in the mix. If you can make a silicone mold from a 3D printed model, you can actually use these models pretty aggressively.

Penelope

The detail on the body is impressive, but I have the same problem with the hippo. Don’t just stick it there… maybe some veins?

Griffin

I can imagine this being someone’s desk – gilded and used as a paperweight or display piece. Put it out there and see how long it takes people to figure it out.

Chicken Dragon

Should I ruin your childhood by saying that this base reminds me of the movie Dinosaur Age?

Flamingo Dick

The most disgusting nightmare is the flamingo-swim ring-penis combo. If it were a real swimming pool ring, maybe it would be like this? Or not. Am I the only one who feels like the eyes follow you?

Flying Dinosaur Dick

Dragons! Yes! I want three. If you think this idea is weird, you should see what Bad Dragon came up with.

Which one is your favorite? Which hybrid would you most like to see? Which one would keep you up at night forever? Share in the comments!