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Hosting a party or get-together but want to do something a little different, like a cookie or naughty theme? Impress your guests with a naughty cocktail (or cocktails) – whether it’s the taste, the punch or the showmanship!

Plus, you’ll find helpful tips and tricks to help you create your drinks.

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1 part heavy cream

1 Kahlua

1 part Baileys Irish Cream

1 part vodka

Pour the layers into the wine glass in order. Do not shoot with your hands.

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Butter Nipple

0.5 oz cream liqueur

0.5 oz Irish cream

Layer and serve

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Flame Bastard

0.5 ounce grenadine syrup

0.5 oz green mint liquor

0.5 oz banana cream

0.5 oz OP rum

Layer in the following order: Grenadine. Mint liqueur. Banana liqueur. White rum. Flame the rum before serving. Drink through a straw.

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Dirty whore

0.5 oz raspberry liqueur

0.5 oz banana liqueur

0.5 oz cranberry juice (optional)

Pour an equal amount into a small glass, stir well and drink

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1/4 ounce cocoa butter

1/4 ounce maraschino liqueur

1/4 ounce heavy cream

cherry

Layer the ingredients in the order they were added into a shot glass. Refrigerate the mixture for 30 minutes and garnish with a cherry

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3/4 cup cream liqueur

3/4 cup Baileys Irish Cream

Spread Baileys over the cream liqueur

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1/3 part Kahlua coffee liquor

1/3 cup Baileys

1/3 cup milk

Mix in a mixing glass, pour into shot glasses and drink

Blue Ball

1 ounce raspberry vodka

1 ounce coconut rum

1 ounce blue curacao liqueur

Pour the three ingredients into a cocktail shaker

Make sure to add some ice cubes to the mixture and pour it into a shot glass.

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1/2 cup peach schnapps

1 cup Baileys

Pour Baileys into the glass and layer it with

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One Cup vs. One Ounce

You will notice these terms Ounces/ounces, parts and bullets Used in many recipes. What’s the difference?

U.S. fluid ounces Equivalent to 30 ml
One Shot is the drink type and the name of the glass – this small glass can hold 1 ounce to 1.5 ounces of liquid
Pony Shooting It is measured Exactly 1 ounce
“part” The measurement is not exact, but Accurate to ratio. It can be 1 tablespoon, a cup, for a whole tub. So if it calls for 1 part liqueur and 1 part coffee, it can be 1 tablespoon of liqueur and 1 tablespoon of coffee – and the same for the cup or tub.

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1 oz Absolut Citron Vodka

1 oz Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Coconut Rum

1 ounce Midori Melon Liqueur

1 sweet and sour drink

7UP Splash

Stir over ice, then strain into a large martini glass. The 7-Up should be slightly foamy.

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Sour

Melon Liqueur

0.5 oz raspberry liqueur

0.5 oz herbal liqueur

Add the sweet and sour sauce to a spice bottle, shake and strain.

Layer the raspberry liqueur and jager. The raspberry liqueur should sink to the bottom and the jager should float on top. This is best served in a martini glass.

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Slow comfort screw

1 ounce vodka

1 ounce peach liqueur

1 ounce sloe gin

5 ounces orange juice

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice, shake, then strain into a cocktail glass, or add all ingredients to a cocktail glass with ice and stir.

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1 ounce tequila

1 ounce vodka

1 ounce gin

1 ounce rum

Pour into a glass and enjoy

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1 ounce Jagermeister

1 ounce peach schnapps

2 ounces cranberry juice

Pour the mixture into a cocktail shaker, strain and pour into a glass with ice

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0.5 oz Canadian Yukon Jack Whiskey

0.5 oz Malibu Coconut Rum

0.5 oz Southern Comfort Peach Liqueur

0.5 oz banana liqueur

1 drop cranberry juice

1 drop pineapple juice

1 drop orange juice

Combine ingredients in a tall glass filled with ice

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Orgasm

2 parts Baileys Irish Cream

2 parts amaretto

2 portions Kahlua

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass and fill remaining space with milk.

Optionally, add some strawberries or even some vanilla ice cream.

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3/4 cup peach schnapps

A glass of vodka

3/4 Lens Shampoo

Cranberry juice

Orange juice splash

Pineapple juice splash

Shake with ice

You can adjust the amount of vodka to taste.

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1 ounce Irish cream

1 ounce lime juice

Place the lime juice and Baileys in separate glasses. Drink one glass of Baileys first, swish it around in your mouth, and then swallow it. After swallowing, immediately drink the lime juice.

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1 ounce vodka

1 ounce cherry liqueur

1.5 ounces heavy cream

1 Cherry

Layer in the vodka and cherry liqueur, then add the cream and top with a cherry.

Drink a cherry in one gulp and then remove the cherry stem.

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1 ounce tequila

0.5 ounce Tabasco sauce

1 drop of tuna juice

Pour into a shot glass and add tuna juice.

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0.5 oz peach schnapps

1 drop cranberry juice

0.5 oz vodka

1 squeeze of lime

Pour peach schnapps, cranberry juice and lime juice into a cocktail shaker with ice.

Shake well and strain into a small glass

How to layer drinks

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The key is to have the heaviest liquid at the bottom and work your way up to the lightest liquid.
After pouring the first layer, take a spoon, turn it upside down, place it on the inside edge of the glass (close to the liquid), and slowly pour the liquid over the spoon.
This allows the liquid to spread across the surface instead of mixing.
Experienced drink makers don’t need a spoon, but if you’re a beginner, it’s always a good idea to have a helping hand!
Also, remember that The wider the glass, the less obvious the layering.

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Bloody cat

0.5 oz peach schnapps

0.5 oz strawberry cream liqueur

2 drops pomegranate syrup

Pour half a cup of gin, half a cup of rose tequila, add a little pomegranate syrup and let it slowly seep into the wine.

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1 ounce herbal liqueur

1/2 ounce melon liqueur

1/2 ounce raspberry liqueur

1/2 ounce apple juice

1/4 ounce cranberry juice

Stir the ingredients with ice. Strain. Drink as a beverage

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0.5 oz coffee liqueur

0.5 oz melon liqueur

0.5 oz Irish cream

Layer the ingredients in a ratio of 1/3 per cup, starting with the melon liqueur or coffee liqueur and finishing with the Irish cream.

Pink Panty Dropper

8 oz glass

Ice cubes

2 ounces vodka or 1 ounce grain alcohol

1 ounce tequila

2 ounces beer

Pink Lemonade

Fill a glass with ice until it almost reaches the rim. Combine the vodka, tequila, and beer. Slowly pour in the vodka, tequila, and beer, letting each drink sit in the glass for a second or two before pouring in the next drink.

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Wet Fantasy

sugar

1 Viniq Original

1 part grape vodka

1 part grape gin

1 part Hpnotiq Harmonie

1 part lemon-lime soda

Rub sugar (or colored sugar) around the rim of the glass. Add equal parts Viniq, grape vodka, grape gin, Hpnotiq Harmonie and lime soda.

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1 ounce raspberry liqueur

1 ounce Irish cream

6 ounces cream or

milk

Place raspberry liqueur or chambord liqueur, Irish cream and milk or cream in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake, strain and pour into glass

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1 ounce amaretto

1 ounce peach liqueur

Sour

Pour into a glass, add ice, pour in sour mixture and serve.

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2 cl vodka

1 cl banana cream

Orange juice

Pour vodka and cream over ice in a tall glass and pour in the juice. For an extra twist – top the glass with grenadine and sugar.

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1 ounce coconut rum

0.5 oz peach schnapps

0.5 oz OP rum

1 ounce orange juice

1 ounce cranberry juice

1 ounce pineapple juice

0.5 ounce grenadine syrup

Fill a hurricane glass with ice and pour in the coconut rum, peach schnapps and OP rum. Pour the juice over the top and add a little grenadine. Cover the glass with a cocktail shaker and give it a few shakes.