10 tongue vibrators reviewed – fun and frustrating

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Anyone who has experienced a great blowjob knows the thrill of a tongue flick. However, sometimes there’s no one around to lend a helping hand or mouth.

This is where a tongue vibrator comes in handy.

However, (like anything in the sex toy market) it’s a matter of sifting through the good products from the bad.

Let’s see how to be smart when shopping…

What is a tongue vibrator?

These little guys are trickier than other vibrators because The term can be divided into two categories…

1. Oral Ring – Small vibrators attached to a ring that is wrapped around the tongue during oral sex. They are similar to (or identical to) penis ring vibrators.

2. Tongue Vibrator – Get a vibrator, add a tongue attachment to the end, and use it to simulate the action of someone flicking your clitoris.

The second version can be a little hard to wrap your head around, especially since they don’t quite live up to the effects of a real tongue. However, they’re like any sex toy – not everyone has a live partner, batteries last longer than a real tongue, and sometimes it’s nice to play with different sensations.

Ensure safety

Like any sex toy, you have to Be careful of poorly made ones.

Sure, you might just want a cheap, disposable toy that you can throw away at the end of the weekend or night (and there’s nothing wrong with that), but that doesn’t mean you should settle for something so cheap that you end up with an allergic reaction or chemical rash.

What is safe – Silicone, stainless steel, titanium, sealed wood, sealed ceramic, and ABS plastics are non-porous and considered very body-safe in the sex toy world – Silicone will be your first choice for your tongue receptors.

What is porous? This means that all bodily fluids, other liquids, and bacteria get trapped in the microscopic gaps within the material.

What Might Be Safe – TPE/TPR rubber is “safe” but it is very porous so it cannot be sterilized. However, if you are only going to use it for a few days, only With a partner and throw it away, then it’s fine.

Unsafe – Jell-O is one of the worst foods and should be avoided at all costs. PVC, Silicone Blends, SEBS, Silicone, Vinyl, etc.

Understanding Motors and Batteries

An important thing to remember is that The smaller the toy, the less room there is for powerful motors or long play sessions.This is mainly for smaller tongue rings, which only last a few hours (most have a much shorter lifespan).

notes: If you or your partner is a power queen, You won’t get the stimulation you were hoping for.

As for the second, a larger housing gives you more room for the motor, but if the tongue portion of the toy is just a silicone extension, some of the vibrations won’t make it to the end, resulting in less stimulation at the tip and more concentration where the motor is.

In short, you might like them. But don’t expect these toys to work miracles.

Born for novelty

It seems like this toy isn’t getting a lot of love from designers – any attention it has gotten so far has ultimately resulted in a toy that feels more novel than serious. I mean, we have plenty of high-quality cock rings out there, why couldn’t a tongue ring be just as good?

What does this mean for you?

Be extra careful when shopping online and read all manufacturing details.

Here is an example…

Screaming to make a LING O

Just looking at this, we can immediately sense the vibe of “newness.” Regardless of whether it looks legitimate or not, we need to see what material it’s made of.

• Harmony said SiliconeBut I have never seen clear silicone that didn’t have unsafe additives or the company lied

• Amazon No words spokenNothing except a vague disclaimer asking to check with the manufacturer for “more information”

• Walmart said jelly

• SimpliPleasure Claims eraser and should only be used once and then thrown away

This is for Exactly the same product.

Of all these products, SimpliPleasure offers the most information. However, no one is sure what it is made of. This tells me one simple thing…

Stay away from this toy.

Tongue Vibrator Reviews

Tongue Massager Oral Vibrator

Wow, users hate this toy – angry reviews abound about how it slips off the tongue, doesn’t have the power they wanted, and many people die after just a few minutes.

Plus the seller says it’s silicone, but user reviews say Jelly-like consistencychemical odor, melting/seeping of oily substances.

0/10 – Danger, danger, danger

Lick it! The feeling of your tongue

Apply everything I just said about tongue teasing here, including the silicone lie.

I will also add, though, that I’m surprised people are mad at a product that doesn’t last for hours or multiple uses. At $7 it’s clearly a one-time use product. I able I understand people get mad when it dies after 3 minutes.

0/10 – Burn with fire

Tongue Star Pleasure

No need to worry about the ring not being fixed. Tongue Star It’s better suited for use as a dental/sports mouthguard – although users say it can still slip off.

However, if it is actually made of silicone (as they claim), then it is one of the better choices, even if wearing it makes you look a little silly.

Rating: 7/10 (if it is silicone)

Pink Tongue Vibe

If TPE rubber ends up being a viable option, then we will do our best. But I guess there are two sides to every coin.

Pink tongue Simple design. I can see that the ring doesn’t sit well on the tongue, but for 7€ you won’t be disappointed.

Rating: 5/10 – It did its best

Tongue Delight

The makers of this toy definitely broke the mold—it comes with three different sized rings, so you can wear them on your tongue, penis, etc. Plus, there are two barbell attachments if anyone has a tongue piercing.

if Tongue Delight It is indeed 100% silicone and comes with a 6-month warranty, making it one of the strongest contenders.

Rating: 7/10 – Very creative and versatile

UTIMI Tongue Vibrator

I have actually purchased and reviewed humiliation product, so I’m pretty confident their silicone promises are true.

The design is a long tongue, and I guess the curved tip doubles as a clitoral vibrator and a G-spot curve. Another plus is the rechargeable battery – the 10-speed vibrator version was good (especially for the price), and I daresay it might be good here too.

Rating: 8/10 – Affordable and worth a try

DR JOEL KAPLAN Tongue Vibrator

When you have a full handle to house your components, you are able to get better vibrations, which is Dr. Joel flick vibes.

Pros included a general preference for its force and springy action, as well as its easy grip, body-safe materials, and water resistance. Cons included “ugly packaging,” “unsatisfying design,” limited speed settings, and a noisy, power-hungry motor that drained the battery quickly.

I can understand the latter two. However, while it’s nice to have a “nice” toy to use during orgasm, you really don’t care about toy abstinence.

in conclusion: 8/10 – More suitable for the Queen of Thrones

Red hot flashing tongue vibe

Red Hot Similar to Dr. Joel, there’s a motor that vibrates the outer shell, but it also makes the flexible end wiggle back and forth. Granted, it doesn’t feel like a real tongue (it’s not possible with current technology), but it’s still fun to look at.

It has similar pros and cons to Joel’s version, but a few users have reported that the (rechargeable) battery dies after a few months of use.

in conclusion: 8/10 – Powerful and rechargeable, but keep your receipt just in case

Mini Miracle Wonderful Flash

Next up Mini Miracle – There doesn’t seem to be a lot of dislikes about it. In addition to the Amazon reviews, there are a few personal reviews from sex toy bloggers. The power, the charging, the feel, the packaging… the ladies seem satisfied.

The only downside (for some) might be the price tag – over $60 (less if you have a discount code). However, you get what you pay for, and hopefully the price increase will make this a good toy.

Rating: 9/10 – Worth a try

Walter’s Flashing Tongue

Finally, we have the high-end time Fun Factory’s vibe (over $150). Like the Mini Marvel, it’s also for internal stimulation. It has multiple modes and vibration levels. It’s also made of silicone and is waterproof.

Overall, this feels like a safe bet, but I’m a little concerned about the imbalance in charging vs. battery life — 45 minutes of playback, 5-6 hours of charging… ouch.

Rating: 8/10 – For those with extra cash

in conclusion

Looking at the options out there, it feels like tongue ring vibrators are the underdog, as there are few products on the market that transcend the “disposable use” or “novelty” categories.

Aside from the unsafe materials and poor motor performance, the ring itself seemed to have trouble staying on the tongue.

My opinion? If you want to feel vibrations during oral sex, Just buy a decent bullet vibrator And use your hands to do other things while you lick (which you should be doing anyway).

However, if you want a sex toy that “flicks or flashes,” the second category will give you better options. If there are no products in this list that catch your eye, I recommend browsing Fun Factory or LoveHoney for other tongue vibrators.

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