3.4K
Some people like small, delicate sex toys that tease and gently induce orgasm. Others prefer giant, giant dicks that grab their genitals and say, “Hold on to something.”
Today, we will discuss the second one.
So if you are emotionally fragile or suffer from a phobia of sex toys, then watching videos of cute kittens might be a good idea.
As for the rest of you wonderful perverts… grab your measuring tapes and keep reading.
#10. Giant Rib XL Dildo (Related)
Okay, I know this dildo isn’t as big as some of the others out there, but this one made the list because Material. Most large penises are made of TRE/TPR, silicone, PVC, or jelly (the latter two are materials you don’t want in a sex toy).
Rarely seen Borosilicate glass.
I have no idea about the construction of this toy and if there are any weak spots, but it doesn’t have any flakes, glossy paint or colored glass additions (which are bad for glass sex toys) – it looks like a nice glass sex toy.
Overall length – 12.25 in / 31 cm
Insertable length – 11 inches/28 cm
The maximum diameter – 2 inches/5 cm
score – Today we bring you the letter B – for starters, it’s “big”
#9. KING COCK Double Head Dildo (Related)
![10 Big Dildos That Will Make Your Genitals Scream and Run 2 Big Cock Double Head Dildo](https://ps-eden.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/10-Big-Dildos-That-Will-Make-Your-Genitals-Scream-and.jpg)
Maybe you’ve fantasized about having two men at once—but maybe you can’t find anyone to play with, or your partner isn’t open to the idea. Or maybe you’re just a weirdo who likes a fun sex toy.
Yes, it’s another “small” experience (at least compared to what’s to come), but the idea of a two-in-one experience can be a lot for those who’ve never tried it.
Overall length – 12.25 in / 31 cm
Insertable length – 11 inches/28 cm
The maximum diameter – 3.5/8.9 cm
score – Double the joy, double the fun!
#8. Walrus Giant Dildo (Related)
Another “shorter” example, but design It’s a lot of fun. Unlike the usual penis-shaped toys on the market, the Walrus gives you a larger girth, and a nice stretching sensation from the ribs and indentations of the toy.
My only gripe is the packaging, which is clearly a plastic bag inside a cardboard box. Hmm. It’s also rubbery, so if you want to use it for anal sex or long-term use, its porosity will be an issue.
Overall length – 12.5 in / 31.7 cm
Insertable length – 10.75 in / 27 cm
The maximum diameter – 4.6 in / 11.7 cm
score – Short and thick, but
#7. Giant Rubber Anal Cone
Yes, it is. I know it’s not a dildo, but if you’re a size queen, it totally counts as one. But if you’re a man who likes traffic cone-shaped anal toys, then… Merry Christmas! The numerous rings also guarantee layers of fun.
I will say that there is one big downside to this condom. It is PVC. TPE/TPR rubber, which I can live with because it is non-toxic. However, PVC may cause rashes or other reactions. Wearing a condom does not guarantee safety, but it is better than nothing.
Overall length – 11.25/28.5 cm
Insertable length – 10.25 in / 26 cm
The maximum diameter – 3.5 in./8.9 cm
score – Definitely direct your traffic
#.6 Big Dick – Giant Dildo
![10 Big Dildos That Will Make Your Genitals Scream and Run 5 Huge cock giant dildo](https://ps-eden.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/1722060153_648_10-Big-Dildos-That-Will-Make-Your-Genitals-Scream-and.jpg)
Now we start picking out the big guys! It’s actually longer than your forearm. What it lacks in girth, it makes up for in length! (Though its girth isn’t anything to sniff at).
The suction cup base looks interesting, but it has to be good enough to support the weight of the toy and stay in place during use. It’s also PVC. Sad panda.
Overall length – 16.5/42 cm
Insertable length – 13 inches/33 cm
The maximum diameter – 2.85 in / 7.2 cm
score – Say hello to my little friend
#5. The Hand by DOC JOHNSON
![10 Big Dildos That Will Make Your Genitals Scream and Run 6 Hand and arm shaped dildos, Doc Johnson's hands](https://ps-eden.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/1722060153_336_10-Big-Dildos-That-Will-Make-Your-Genitals-Scream-and.bmp)
We’re not quite there yet, but we’re getting pretty close. This lifelike PVC hand model is either intimidating or exciting. I love it, aside from the material – it’s a different design that stands out from other penis-shaped dildos on the market.
Overall length – 16/4 cm
Insertable length -15.3 in / 38.8 cm
The maximum diameter – 3 inches/7.6 cm
score – Help yourself
#4. Hose Anal Snake
![10 Big Dildos That Will Make Your Genitals Scream and Run 7 Long-tubed anal snake](https://ps-eden.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/1722060153_30_10-Big-Dildos-That-Will-Make-Your-Genitals-Scream-and.jpg)
This is a 19″ toy meant for anal use, but there’s no reason a vagina couldn’t take it – at least partially. I particularly like the swirl design…but hate the material.
It’s more suitable for those who are looking for length rather than girth – diameter is an indicator of size for many common sex toys. I would say “put on a condom”, but I don’t think you can find one that can achieve such a large diameter, which may be a problem.
Overall length – 20/50 cm
Insertable length – 19 inches/48 cm
The maximum diameter – 1.5 inches / 3 cm
score – Sex with a garden hose
#3. Annihilator
The name is apt because it will destroy any hole you put it in.
The only thing I could think when I saw this was, “This must look great on me… but how do I keep it from falling off?” There’s no way those little rubber rings can hold up to 4.3 kg/9.5 lbs of weight!
I guess if you can’t use it for sex, you can always use it for weightlifting.
Overall length – 18/45.7 cm
Insertable length – 16 inches/40.6 cm
The maximum diameter – 4 inches/7.1 cm
score – We start bringing out the heavy weapons
#2. Python Twin Holes
Now…now you can start to get scared.
And, to put it in perspective, most grown men can’t wrap their hands around it, and it’s longer than your torso.
And don’t forget that it’s a double-ended penis, so two people can use it at the same time (so there’s no “insertable length” measurement).
Overall length – 28/71 cm
Insertable length – not applicable
The maximum diameter – 2.8 in./7.1 cm
score – Yes, it really is sex with a giant snake
And then…drum roll please…
#1. Black Moby
The Black Moby is listed as the world’s largest retail dildo, and it is so large that It’s simply impossible Have sexual relations.
So why buy it?
Why not?! Check this thing out. Put it in your dungeon and scare your new submissive. Give it to someone with a psycho or gigantism fetish. Bring it to your next sex party and watch with interest as people try to figure out what to do with a 51 pound sex toy!
That is…if you can afford the $600 price tag and live in the US (they don’t ship internationally).
Overall length – 35.5/90 cm
Insertable length – Are you crazy?!?!
The maximum diameter – 25.5 in / 64.7 cm
score – Requires lots of lube… and a hospital
It’s okay, it’s over. Anyone need a hug?
Or maybe you want to see more jaw-dropping articles? Check out these…
Do you have anything else to add? Please share in the comments!