World’s largest penis sizes (by country) revealed – look where

Ever wonder which countries have the biggest penises?

Well, you’re in luck. Scientists have tallied up demographic data from around the world to determine which countries have the richest people.

Hint: This is not a US citizen.

Instead, the good people of Sudan are the largest underground, with an average erect length of 7.07 inches, nearly 2 inches longer than the global average of 5.1 to 5.5 inches.

The rankings, published by data set compendium Data Panda, are based on a 2014 report in the journal BJU International Sexual Medicine. The researchers reviewed existing studies from around the world in which health professionals measured penis size in samples of 50 or more people.

It’s important to note that many of the measurements are self-reported – meaning they may be slightly inflated.

Second place in the penis measurement contest goes to the Democratic Republic of Congo, where men’s average penis length is 7.05 inches.

Meanwhile, Ecuador (6.93 inches), Republic of Congo (6.83 inches) and Ghana (6.81 inches) round out the top five on the member’s Mount Rushmore.

Unfortunately, America, where everything is oversized, is a little lacking when it comes to manliness—ranking 68th with an average penis size of 5.57 inches.

Canada ranked even lower, with an average length of 5.48 inches.

Luckily, Americans don’t finish last in this phallic Olympics.

That honor goes to Thailand, where the average penis length is 3.72 inches. Overall, Asian countries account for a large portion of the countries with the fewest resources.

Thailand is followed by North Korea (3.78), Cambodia (3.88 inches) and Nepal (3.93).

Myanmar ranked fifth with 3.97 inches.

Of course, girth is just as important as length – European countries dominate the bulge battle in this category.

France topped the list with an average upright circumference of 5.37 inches, followed by the Netherlands at 5.33 inches and Ecuador in third place (5.29 inches).

Belgium and Denmark “rounded up” with 5.22 inches each.

The United States ranks 39th in circumference at approximately 4.81 inches.

Here are the top 10 penis lengths by country:

1. Sudan: 7.07
2. Democratic Republic of the Congo: 7.05
3. Ecuador: 6.93
4. Republic of Congo: 6.83
5. Ghana: 6.81
6. Nigeria: 6.69
7. Venezuela: 6.66
8. Lebanon: 6.62
9. Colombia: 6.59
10. Cameroon: 6.55 inches