It’s that time of year again: the day of love, full of tenderness and art, is just around the corner. The pressing question, of course, is what does it mean? your What does an ideal Valentine’s Day date look like?
While at first glance Valentine’s Day may seem like it’s all about giant teddy bears giving out roses, chocolates and cinnamon hearts, romantic love – as we all know – is the underlying theme, and that can be expressed in many original, strange, sexy and/or perverse ways. True story.
Whether you’re happily married, partnering for a good cause, or going solo this Valentine’s Day, here’s a rough guide what beauty sex toy you should consider putting your to do list (nam he said?) based on your dream date.
The Classic (Dinner and Movie)
A classic deserves a classic, don’t you say? If the classic dinner and movie night sounds perfect, the “oldie but a goodie” vibe may be just what the good goddess ordered. Dawn There’s a reason why Bellesa was the first true classic, and it remains a best-selling toy seven years after its launch. Its simple, sleek, single-button design makes it a truly versatile clitoral and G-spot vibrator—and an affordable one at that. Not to mention, it also happens to be the toy Cardi B gave Kendall JennerVariations on a theme: the Aurora’s LifeThe tip of the vibrator is widened and rounded to reach the G-spot even better, and the Aurore Soft Touch is a reworking of liquid silicone technology, if you will, both offer extra realistic A thrill. Some would even say it’s the perfect nightcap after the movies.
The getaway
If you want to get away from everything that’s part of your usual routine for a day or two (or seventeen) and snuggle/kiss by a fire in a quaint old cabin in the woods or a wifi-less beach shack on an unknown island, you’re going to need a toy that can do the same, something that can leave you feeling positively transported. Well, your future mixed orgasm called, and guess what, it was brought to you by the double-stimulant Goddess Soft Touch. Lie back and think about your escape spot (or have a partner use it on you during your actual escapade)—either way, a whole new world will open up when you simultaneously welcome good vibes to your G-spot and clitoris. Goodbye daily grind, hello escape routine. Mixed orgasmic beauty bonus: the DEA.
The drive-in
The beauty of a drive-in theater (or, really, any place with a public-private element, i.e. a quiet corner in a museum or gallery, a comfy couch in a library, a private table in a fancy restaurant, or a dimly lit bar) is that discretion is the name of your naughty game. If discretion and portability are among your most prized qualities, the AirVibe or the remote control activated AirVibe Pro might be your thing. It comes in an ultra-discreet clamshell carrying case that slips into your purse and could easily be mistaken for a compact mirror or other harmless cosmetic item. In fact, of course, it’s a brilliant clitoral and G-spot vibrator with next-level pressure wave technology for the smoothest, most mind-blowing suck you can imagine. Plus, it’s more than cute enough for whatever Valentine’s Day-themed delights your gorgeous mind can conjure up. So take it to the drive-in if you dareor let it be the centerpiece of your after-hours Valentine’s Day fantasy. Discreet and compact bonuses: the rockand the Half baguette!
The bed-in
When was the last time you spent all day in bed, alone or with a partner? Chances are, you’re just as beholden to the daily hustle and bustle of our modern digital age as anyone else. Translation: You’ve rarely, if ever, attempted such a bold move. If an all-day bed feels like your beyond-perfect date night (oh my, does it)—you know, the kind of date that might make you feel like a new and improved human being—the toy for you needs to be just as up to the task of transforming and enhancing your pleasure dome. Think of the Halo 2 as a divine intervention in the form of a vibration penis ringSimply slide this baby around the base of your partner’s cock, or your dildo of choice, and prepare to arch your back in reverence – this thing will have your partner lasts longer while you enjoy both vaginal penetration and clitoral pleasures to the fullest extent of the law. If that’s not reason enough to stay in bed, I don’t know what is.
A hot air balloon ride
Imagine the sun is low on the horizon, bathing the entire landscape in a peaceful golden light. You’re high above it all and can see for miles around. It’s quiet, and you’re drifting with your partner beside you as the world below slowly fades away. Believe it or not, many hot air balloon companies offer their services year-round, so even if you live in the winter, this can be a romantic date option! If an exhilarating, next-level experience that won’t soon be forgotten is your idea of the perfect Valentine’s Day activity, the Discreet Push It might just be your spirit animal. It’s cute and comes in an equally cute compact package, so you can slip it in your bag and head for the hills or outer space. This mind-altering toy offers 5 natural thrusting and rotating modes and 10 vibration patterns that are sure to send your G-spot to heaven. Chances are your partner will love it too.
A dance class
Sometimes life can feel a little too routine, which is why it’s important to try new things every now and then. Dancing is the perfect idea to flirt or get intimate with your partner (or a handsome stranger) without pushing the boundaries. It’s a fantastic way to bond with that new love interest or rekindle the spark between you and your longtime crush, whichever the case may be. The beauty? There are many different types of dancing to choose from, my friend. If dancing lights a fire in your beating heart this Valentine’s Day, the Stimulate Maybe your call to rhythm. Consider this simple tool the queen of the clitoris, if you will. This essential toy has interchangeable heads, each soft and natural to the touch, so you can choose from several different flavors/sizes/worlds of clitoral stimulation (like you would with dance genres). Meanwhile, its handle and shaft are designed to hit all erogenous zones with ease and comfort, for you and/or your partner.
Happy (self)love day to all. I hope you find a new toy to awaken your sense of pleasure and play this Valentine’s Day! <3
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