What your favorite vibe says about you | Sex Toy Blog

This is what your favorite vibe says about you

Air Vibe

The toy that inspired Charli XCX to write Brat (allegedly).

If AirVibe is your favorite vibe,

-You’re equal parts sassy queen and equal parts phone-in-not-disturb introvert.

-You follow trends but you discover them before your friends.

-You probably drink your coffee black and start each day with your journal.

-You’re always invited to the party (and you always go) – you’re so Julia!

Pebble

Very wise. Very cute. Very attentive to your operating system.

If Pebble is your favorite vibe,

-You probably spent the summer at your partner’s family estate or eating avocado toast with your friends at brunch.

You live for gossip but you never participate (because gossipers don’t pay attention).

-You get emotional when your favorite celebrity couples break up and your nails still look perfect.

Flutter Wand

Are you afraid of the dark?

If FlutterWand is your favorite mood,

-Listening to true crime podcasts is 80% of your personality (the other 20% is trying to convince your friends that something is within walking distance).

-You’ve deleted social media because it takes up too much of your time, so you spend your mornings checking the weather in every city you’ve visited.

-You are afraid of the dark but love unexpected power outages.

-Oh look! A storm is coming! Go snuggle up with this absolutely terrifying podcast queen, you’ve had a long day.

Push

“You’re so tight” Thank you, I haven’t relaxed a day in my life.

If Thrust is your favorite vibe

-You’re the friend who sends Google invites for coffee dates and color-codes her calendar.

-You attempted 75 Hard and completed 75 Hard. Twice.

-You always close the rings on your Apple Watch before dinner (and maybe Thrust helped) and 10,000 daily steps are a cakewalk.

-You may be the boss at work, but in the bedroom, you live to be told what to do.