How we choose to present ourselves in this world can say a lot about who we are and what we stand for. While there is no denying that who we truly are TO DO That’s it, sometimes the right attire can really help get the flashiest, most subversive statements across, even when you’re taking a break from your efforts to educate people about sexuality (because it’s tiring, we all know). I’m talking about the slogans we wear on our t-shirts and sweaters, the literal words we decorate our bodies with, and what those slogans say about us.
Let’s take a look at some of the slogans featured on Bellesa’s most popular products, shall we? Read on for a powerful analysis of what your favorite slogan says about you!
Tacos, orgasms, social justice
This classic black on white t-shirt calmly lists your favorite things, one on each line: Tacos, orgasms, social justice, Ultimately, you’re revealing all of your most pressing priorities in life. Who needs a dating profile with clothes like this, I ask you? If you like this shirt, you’ve got a wacky sense of humor your friends can get behind, a healthy appetite, and a strong will to fight the good fight. Best of all, tacos are the perfect fuel for lovers and fighters like you, so eat up.
Bras suck.
Bellesa launched the Bras Suck T-shirt to celebrate National No Bra Day in 2018, with 10% of sales going to breast cancer research. While bra-burning feminists in the 1960s may seem like a distant memory in a dream, make no mistake: for all those who don’t want/need extra support, this issue is all about nipple freedom, darling. If that’s what you’re here for, you’re a pioneer of equality and you’re bold enough to wear it braless, nipples and all. As if to add to its subversive quality, this tee opts for both lowercase lettering and punctuation, period. For a warm-weather version, check out the playful Without fight and without flaw crew neck, for those days when you wake up like this.
Bridging the orgasm gap
At this point, most of us have heard of the much-maligned orgasm gapand all the injustices in the world that support it (if we haven’t experienced it ourselves). While progress has certainly been made in closing this gap and getting women closer and closer to the orgasmic bliss we deserve (and away from the unbalanced relationships with partners who don’t care if we cum), there’s still work to be done, you know. Bridging the orgasm gap is part of your favorite outfit, you’re not afraid to ask for what you want (in bed, as in life), and you view bad sex as a social justice issue. Which, of course, it is.
Hydrate and masturbate
Hydrate & Masturbate is available in 2 styles: a T-shirt Or Crew neck This retro 70s font sweater is both bold and playful, with a touch of funk, just like you. If this one speaks to you, you’re not shy and you don’t mince words when it comes to advocating for deeper, better pleasure and a better quality of life. A healthy body is your number one priority, and you know that the key to health and happiness is masturbating regularly, while staying hydrated and eating your veggies. To be honest, you’re not afraid to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger about the benefits of masturbating.
No fake orgasms
Some of us have done the unthinkable, and for a number of ill-advised reasons, faked an orgasm! But that’s no way to get yours, and it’s no way to connect with your partner (let alone choose the RIGHT partner). If the No fake orgasms This tee is for you, you’re in a place where you’re very comfortable communicating your desires honestly, and you’re equally good at giving and receiving. Yum. Strong communication and real, vivid, earth-shattering orgasms are what matter, and that’s a truth you hold dear. You’re a role model, so be proud of it.
A lady like a whore
THE Women’s AF T-shirt was launched to celebrate International Women’s Day (IWD). Appropriately and very subversively, this sassy piece is pretty in pink while challenging outdated notions of what it means to be ‘feminine’ by using decidedly ‘unladylike’ language (swearing, oh my!) and a decidedly ‘unladylike’ hand gesture (giving the world the finger). If you have one of these in your closet, you are uninhibited, unapologetic and unafraid of being perceived as ‘too sexual’, ‘loud’ or ‘too opinionated’. In short, you are a lady at her best.
Clit It or Stop It
Clit It or Stop It is a commandment in itself, and while this tee is bright and playful (complete with a stylized rainbow), it also serves to make a statement—something you’re not afraid to do. If you like this tee, two things are true: you ask for what you need sexually, and you never hesitate to literally kick someone out of your bed (and your life) if they don’t do what’s necessary to make you feel good. You have zero tolerance for selfish lovers, but any lover you accept is one lucky animal.
Good guys finish last
THE Good guys finish last The crewneck may look understated, pastel blue and pink, but anyone who takes a second to look at you will notice the vibrator and stars surrounding it, and the slogan itself immediately makes sense. If you wear this full-on message, you are very protective of your time, space, and energy, and you won’t give your attention to just anyone. You wear this statement big and proud to remind others that they shouldn’t settle for the fear of being alone, And as a way to filter out potential partners who wouldn’t have a chance with you anyway. Double whammy.
It’s an atmosphere
THE It’s an atmosphere The crewneck features a hand holding a vibrator while making that timeless old hand gesture: the “rock on” sign, aka the devil’s horns. If this is the one for you, you’re a pro at going with the flow, and an even better one at creating the flow you to want to be continued. You have a hip side and your friends probably see you as independent and even a little eccentric, in the best sense of the word. You take every opportunity to champion pleasure and are committed to eliminating anyone who drains your energy in favor of a life of generosity and ease. Continue to perfect the art of self-love; you are already very good at it.
beauty
Wear the ultra-comfortable lined liner beauty hoodie (or its crew neck style in baby blue) makes you part of the inimitable Bellesa team, which means you’re all of the above and more. You may not always want to wear your beliefs on your sleeve, but you’ve got depth, imagination, and a willingness to engage anyone who notices the word written on your chest and already knows about it, or thinks you’re hot as hell and thinks they can pull off a catchphrase-based icebreaker. While you’re careful about who you let into your world, once you make a choice, it’s almost always star quality.
This is how to dress for the change we want to see! Hugs to you all. <3