What can I use as a dildo? : The best guide

Are there many things I can use to make a dildo?

Safety should be your first concern when considering a homemade dildo. Not all items are suitable for indoor use. In this guide, we’ll look at what you should and shouldn’t do. Use as a dildo To ensure your experience is both enjoyable and safe from potential harm.

I love modern technology. More specifically, I love technology that allows me to explore the weird, dark depths of humanity (i.e. Google). Humans manage to do some incredibly weird things with their bodies, and they post them online giving me the opportunity to amuse myself for hours on end.

I recently stumbled upon a forum that details The Weirdest Things Women Put In Their VaginasThis may seem like a strange subject to research, but my curiosity got the better of me and I found some weird and crazy stories on some interesting websites. I felt this information was too shocking to not share, so here is a list of some of the things women have or have put in their female organs:

Popsicles and ice cubes

These people must not know that their vaginas don’t have taste buds. Sweet treats like these can wreak havoc on the pH balance of the vagina. If you’re always looking for that cool feeling, I suggest you put your glass dildo in the freezer!

Bicycle reflector

I don’t know what kind of danger they were trying to avoid, but it’s just confusing.

Phone and money

A man put these items into his girlfriend’s vagina after having sex with her. I don’t even think about how dirty money is, let alone how ridiculous it is to put a phone in such a precious body part.

Condom-wrapped pork tenderloin

I felt so weird reading that. She really needs to invest in a dildo with a real feel instead of using a piece of dead pig to orgasm!! All I can say is, at least she covered it with a condom.

Clay

I think if this woman really wants to clone her own vagina, she needs to buy herself a Clone-A-Pussy kit.

Bottle Cap

Now, I’m not sure if this woman successfully opened the bottle with her vagina or if she just felt she had nowhere else to throw it. Still, we don’t recommend it.

Glow sticks

There must be a party going on in this woman’s pants…it would be very dangerous if the pants ripped due to the chemicals in them.

A piece of rusty metal

Has this lady never heard of tetanus?! If she’s really into this, I really think she needs to go to Oh Zone Adult Living and pick out a clean, polished medical steel dildo.

What is the healthiest thing to put in your vagina?

Okay, now that you know what is not appropriate to put in your vagina, I thought I should give you a clear idea of ​​what is best to put in your precious body parts.

finger

Masturbating with your hands or having your lover masturbate you is one of the greatest gifts a woman can give her vagina. Making sure that anyone who comes near your genitals has clean hands will ensure that the experience is unforgettable.

Fruits and vegetables

Many women love penis-shaped fruits and vegetables. Bananas, cucumbers, carrots, zucchini—these are all healthy foods that are perfect for vaginal sex, but make sure you put on a condom before use (oh, and keep the banana peel, too).

penis

This one might be too obvious, since that’s how children are conceived, of course. Intercourse makes many women’s vaginas feel ecstatic, so feel free to keep this one on your to-do list. Just make sure that when you’re having penile/vaginal sex with someone, it’s important to understand the sexual health of both parties. Using a condom is great, but it doesn’t protect against all STIs.

Sex toys, dildos, dildos, vibrators, etc.

There are so many different sex toys on the market. Making sure to use high-quality sex toys made from materials like silicone, ABS, glass, and steel will ensure your vagina stays healthy and happy. If you want a toy that your vagina will love and appreciate, I would certainly recommend brands like The Rabbit Company, Fun Factory, We-Vibe, and LELO.

Kegel Exerciser

To ensure your vagina remains tight and perky, regular Kegel exercises are highly recommended. As with sex toys, I certainly recommend only using Kegel balls and exercisers that are made from high-quality silicone or ABS plastic. Kegel exercisers such as Elvie, LELO Luna Beads, Je Joue Ami, and We-Vibe Bloom are some great products worth investing in.

OK, so this next option is still on the drawing table and more research is needed to determine if it is healthy to put in the vagina.

Metal chain

This is something I’ve only recently come to realize, and I don’t find it appealing yet, but it’s definitely been in my fantasies lately. Slowly insert a ¼ inch metal chain about 2 feet long into your vagina. Imagine putting it in your vagina to create a feeling of fullness and heaviness, and then pulling it out in loops, like you would with anal beads.

Some people’s accounts of this make it sound like a mind-blowing experience, but like I said, I’m not sure if it’s a good idea yet. So if you read this and think it sounds like a good idea, it’s best to treat it as a fantasy and research it yourself. Mastering the Art of Fingering.

Finish:

While homemade options may seem convenient, their risks often outweigh the benefits. Ultimately, the safety and satisfaction of high-quality sex toys cannot be matched. Reputable retailers like Adultsmart offer products designed for intimate use, ensuring comfort and reliability.

Professionally made toys are always a better choice than improvised homemade dildos. It pays to invest in your pleasure and safety. Make the right decision for your body and your enjoyment by choosing a dedicated product you can trust rather than improvising with everyday items.

Jennifer is a marketer at Adultsmart! She takes a non-judgmental stance and believes that joy has no limit – if it feels good and right, why not?