Unicorn sex toys will make you feel happy inside

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Maybe you’re tired of boring black sex toys. Here are some amazing friends to keep you company in bed – in a variety of designs, prices, and both commercial and handmade options.

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TOKIDOKI Unicorn Bullet

Tokidoki toys are a combination of crude and skeleton. They come in many designs but are hard to find (you can’t buy them in regular stores). They are playful and perfect for traveling.

It uses a standard bullet design and is battery powered, so don’t expect a deep, rumbling sensation – that’s not necessarily a bad thing, some people like mild vibrations.

Diamond unicorn design

There are a lot of regular butt plugs out there that have a plain base that you can decorate however you want. This means there are a lot of unique options. This one is really shiny and the glitter is supposedly resin (which means it won’t flake off).

Unicorn Horn Dildo

These have been in the media for a while – something about “nothing being sacred in sex toys anymore” – and I personally think they are pretty awesome. They may feel a little expensive, but they are silicone. I don’t know how good the suction cup is (hopefully it’s sturdy).

There are also lots of jokes about lasciviousness.

Pink glass unicorn horn

Another “plain base you can decorate”, but made of glass. I prefer this design to the steel one (the swirls are cool). I don’t know what the internal stress points are like though. The decorations on the ends look a bit cheap, and I can see glue seeping around the edges.

Pink Unicorn Tail Plug

Cute pink tail – silicone base with a moderately flared base (if you know anything about butt plugs, a wide base is important so it doesn’t slide up your butt). I’m not sure how the tail attaches to the base (e.g. just glued on), so I wouldn’t pull on it too hard.

Braided Rainbow Tail Plug

Okay, I have to admit…I really like this tail. The colors aren’t the usual bright rainbow colors, and the braids are nice (especially since they stay put). Another thing I like? The plug is removable, so you can wear it as a costume if you’re feeling frisky but don’t want to play with your butt.

The decorative base also unscrews. This means you can replace it with another ornament, but you have to make sure it doesn’t come loose during use and be extra careful when cleaning it.

Unicorn toy set

If you like plush toys, you might like this set. The fake fur around the base might make cleaning a little difficult, but this set is very affordable. The eye mask is an added touch.

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What about you? Which of these caught your eye? My personal favorites are the Magic Wand and the Braided Tail Plug.