These behaviors are Clay.
Indulgence may seem like the ultimate high; however, some seemingly romantic sexual behaviors can turn love sour. In an effort to help potential sexual partners, salacious social media users have compiled a list of the worst sex scenarios, some of which could even be dangerous.
The taboo subject came to light on a pornographic Reddit forum, where users were asked: “What is one sexual act you would never do again?”
While movies often depict the shower as a sex paradise, the automatic rainmaker is easily the most disgusting place for frolicking, based on the responses.
“Bending over for shower sex made me feel so dizzy that I felt like I was going to pass out,” one participant described the steamy scene.
Another wrote: “Brother I have to squat a bit when I have sex in the shower and between holding it and thrusting I need to sit down. My hearing and vision go in and out sometimes.”
Another claimed he had broken ribs and hit his head on a ceramic shelf – not exactly what they call “pain and pleasure”.
Interestingly, both sex and hot baths have been linked to vasovagal syncope, a drop in blood pressure that can cause dizziness and fainting.
This is because “the vagus nerve, which controls heart rate and blood vessel constriction, temporarily loses its normal regulation due to overstimulation,” Medical News Today wrote. “As a result, blood vessels dilate, blood pressure drops, and the person faints.”
They added: “After orgasm, people may lie down or feel agitated, which increases the risk of vagus nerve overstimulation. If people use medications during intercourse, these may also play a role.”
Therefore, when a person combines sex with showering, this is likely to result in blackouts.
In fact, sex experts advise people not to frolic under the influence of alcohol because it is not only easy to faint, but also possible to slip.
Not to mention that showering can actually wash away natural lubrication, leaving you dry. Furthermore, contrary to popular belief, showering does not protect you from STDs and can even cause condoms to slip off, making them less effective.
Likewise, Redditors claim that sex on the beach isn’t as great as it sounds. “You’ll forget about the sand, but soon you’ll remember it,” one user said, while another wrote, “The sand is coarse, rough, uncomfortable, and everywhere.”
Studies have shown that not only is there a lot of sand on the beach, but the feces content on the beach is 100 times higher than in seawater.
In fact, people should avoid frolicking outdoors altogether; it’s not the Garden of Eden people imagine it to be. One sexual experimenter advised against getting intimate “in the woods” because there were “lots of mosquito bites.”
“Having sex in the dark woods… was the worst experience I’ve ever had,” another recalled of a freak accident. “It was a bush party and we were drunk and went into the woods… We ended up on the ground… The next morning I had blisters on my knees and forearms from poison ivy… I had to go to the hospital it was that bad.”
Other second-place bad sex situations included receiving oral sex after eating a breath mint (because of the burning sensation) and having sex with a coworker on the boss’ desk after get off work (which really isn’t safe for work).