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The Master Sex Swing Guide – Buyer Tips and Products

The Master Sex Swing Guide - Buyer Tips and Products

Want to buy a sex swing but don’t know where to start?

Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. In this article, we’ll cover all the necessary information to make a smart, unique purchase—from categories and styles to materials and warnings.

notes: If you want to jump straight to the product review, click here.

What is a sex swing?


This is a device that allows a person to be suspended during sex. It can be something you would imagine on a sex field, or it can be a more complex device with various straps and rings.

Swing for more excitement and smoother control, or try poses that would normally leave your muscles burning or send you to the hospital with a sprained back after just a minute.

They can also help People with disabilities, joint problems, muscle problems or arthritis can still have an active sex life.

What supports the body?


hammock – They are flexible, bend the body in a natural way, and are the most comfortable.

platform – They are a variation of hammocks – they are rigid and the back remains straight. They can be hard or soft, depending on the padding.

Belt and stirrups – Some have loops for securing the legs/arms and straps for supporting the back (but usually not the neck)

Four swing styles


Traditional Swing Hang your hammock or platform from a three- or four-point stand.

Door swing These are straps and loops with two horizontal bars that are secured with a closed door. They are the cheapest, quickest to install, and most convenient to carry, but they sacrifice some flexibility.

Body swing is a harness for one partner, with straps, loops and/or stirrups for a second partner. The hole swing has similar advantages and disadvantages to the door swing, but a certain amount of strength and endurance is also required to “hold” the partner.

Fantasy Waves Hang from a single hook and secure to the ceiling or swing frame. They can have hammock or loop support.

What are they made of?


Given the complexity of most designs, you’ll find that a variety of materials are required to make a sex swing. Leather, nylon, wood, metal, polyester, foam And other soft materials for filling (such as neoprene), etc.

Whatever you end up with, Keep in mind how easy it is to clean and the porosity of the material (99% of materials are porosity to some degree – unless it’s pure stainless steel, but that’s uncomfortable).

Bracket sold separately


Yes. If your swing needs to be secured to a door, ceiling, or something other than a person, You must purchase a stand and swing.

Some sellers will offer a discount if you buy both, but it won’t be much.

Swings start at about $100 and go up from there, while swing stands start at about $200.

If you know someone who’s good with wood or metal (and you don’t plan on dismantling the item anytime soon), you can pay them some cash to build you a sturdy piece.

Weight Limit


Most of them can handle considerable weight—some can handle 300 pounds (136 kg) or more.

Just remember to read the product details.

Things to note


Comfort – Watch out for those places where you might get pinched, or those swings that make your back arch too much (making it look like you’re in labor… unless of course you like this position – then go for it).

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Greedy seller – As you’ve seen in several of my reviews, some places have overpriced their products. That’s not to say you should spend a fortune on a swing (of course, you get what you pay for), but it’s wise to shop around. You could save hundreds of dollars.

For example:

The same stalls sell the same…

  • $187 on Jet
  • $189 on Amazon
  • Pink Cherry $250
  • Intimate Whisper $305
  • Adult Toy Superstore $500

And almost all of these have a “sales” component.

Sex Swing Review

Purple Harness Sex Swing ($150)


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They don’t waste time on the weight limit – 140kg! This little guy can handle anything.

However.

Although this padded hammock is advertised as soft (which I believe it is), I expected it to be It is troublesome to clean. The padded arm and leg loops will stay cleaner longer, but the areas near sweat spots will need a good soak, or even disinfection — unless you want it to smell like a gym bag.

In addition, obviously “Best suited for homes with higher ceilings and sturdier rafters”.

So, I bet that rules out a few homes. Bonus points for the clever Prince reference, though.

Quality 4/5, Value 3/5, Comfort 4/5, Rocking 4/5, (Relationship

Door Sex Swing ($25)


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I do have this model – a gift from a friend (who apparently knows me all too well). They are durable and the straps are very adjustable…but the leg loops keep sliding down to my knees. Then it tries to pull me up with the arm section.

In this kind of swing, it’s really embarrassing to adjust things midway.

All I have to do is keep the loops close to my hips and armpits and keep them still. That way there’s no “grab my hips and pull me out of the door” motion or I’ll fall back down.

But the price can’t be beat.

Quality 3/5, Value 4/5, Comfort 2/5, Swing 2/5

STRICT LEATHER Premium Swing ($300)


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Oh my god, the prices Everywhere There is this thing. I saw one selling for 90 and another selling for 900!

Don’t be fooled by the fancy term “Latigo” leather into thinking it’s anything special. For those who don’t know, it’s just the name of a type of cowhide that has been specially treated to make it harder. This increases durability.

In addition to price, There are a few other issues with this swing.

First, the edges aren’t softened, so the loops can cut into your legs. Also, another review commented that the edge of the swing (where your hips sit) presses into your thighs. She also felt like she was going into labor.

You also have to buy the chain separately.

Quality 2/5, Value 2/5, Comfort 1/5, Swing 3/5, (Relationship

Yoga Sex Swing ($170)


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OMG. They weren’t kidding when they called it a yoga swing.

Pros: Has two wider straps for more support, and the handles are padded. They say it works and strengthens muscles – I’m curious if anyone has actually found that to be true.

Cons? People complained that there wasn’t enough “back support” and that there should be an extra strap (also, the current strap should be made larger because it easily presses into petite bodies. One person even complained that the springs came loose the first time she used it – and she’s not a fat woman.

Quality 3/5, Value 2/5, Comfort 3/5, Rocking 5/5, (Relationship

Dreamy pink swing ($160)


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It is a standard fantasy swing – torso, hip and leg support. What I don’t understand is why the same model in the same store is selling for nearly $30 more than the black model?!

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What are my favorite things? They give you real Detailed installation instructions are available on the product page.

Quality 4/5, Value 3/5, Comfort 3/5, Rocking 4/5, (Relationship

Bondage Boutique Swing ($99)


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This is the same version as the pink one, just with a little less “fancy filling” – but still enough.

From what I have read so far, there have been no complaints about quality.

And it’s cheaper than the Fantasy brand.

Quality 4/5, Value 5/5, Comfort 3/5, Rocking 4/5, (Relationship

FF Sex Strap ($70)


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I know what these are, and I understand their design – but it still makes me think of a baby carrier for adults.

A truly strong adult.

Mainly because the only strength holding up the partner being “carried” is the “chest handles” and their own upper body strength – and that’s assuming the person wearing the harness is a jerk and isn’t helping – if that’s the case, I can see their arms and back getting tired.

No one can hold this position for long without getting a sore shoulder or dislocating it.

This wasn’t easy stand-up sex by any means.

I personally think that sex harnesses should be separated from sex swings and become a separate category.

Quality 3/5, Value 3/5, Comfort 1/5, Swing 1/5, (Relationship

Pig Harness with Stirrups ($300)


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This is another model with a variety of price tags – some suppliers are very greedy, while others are a bit more reasonable (even Etsy has cheaper prices).

I’ve seen some for nearly $500. No thanks.

What I like most about this sling is that it is easy to clean (just wipe it down). You can also see the model inside – and it looks very comfortable.

Quality 4/5, Value 3/5, Comfort 4/5, Rocking 5/5, (Relationship


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