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They hope for the best, but they are also sausage.
On the eve of her wedding, a long, round piece of meat isn’t necessarily on a bride’s mind.
But these superstitious couples-to-be are relying on a strangely specific protein to create the perfect atmosphere for their big day.
“Here’s a reminder for you, plant a sausage the night before your wedding,” British wedding content creator Meg wrote in the caption of a TikTok video, which shows a bride burying an uncooked breakfast in her garden.
“It was supposed to keep the rain out on our wedding day,” Meg added in the caption of the video, which has been viewed 2 million times. “Luckily it worked!”
And the gentle game of “hiding the sausage” seems to be working well for fiancés across Europe.
Bratwurst, chorizo, sausage – the type of wood apparently doesn’t matter.
Like the tradition of “something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue” bridal attire (or the legend that seeing each other before walking down the aisle brings bad luck), the practice of burying sausages to ward off bad weather is another quirky custom that has been passed down for decades.
To avoid being forced to hide in a basement like Wisconsin newlyweds Alex Silk and Sarah Shipke — who were forced to shelter underground after a tornado destroyed their late June “I do” wedding — brides like Erin McGregor, sister of UFC fighter Conor McGregor, are taking careful precautions.
“I’m doing a ‘sausage burial’ on my deck to pray for sunny weather on your wedding day,” the blonde beauty announced to her Instagram followers in April. Erin also revealed she would also be following Irish ritual and planting a Prayer Infant – a statue of the baby Jesus dressed in ornate robes – in the ground as a good omen for the wedding.
But Gourmet Bride seems to be doing a good enough job with sausages.
“Growing sausages the night before the wedding… it took a lot of trial and error,” raved bridesmaid Kelly, who documented Scottish bride Lauren’s process of growing and harvesting sausages on her sunny wedding day this month.
“Plant sausages the night before your wedding so the weather is better,” Eleri Anne suggested in another post. “This definitely worked for me!”
“Brides, if you’re on the fence about whether to grow sausages the night before your wedding,” said Dannie Turnock, another newlywed.
“Just do it! (Even if people laugh),” she encouraged, showing off a series of snapshots she took at the sun-drenched ceremony.
“When they saw the sun coming out, they didn’t smile.”
