Sexy Carp Calendar – Yes… It’s Real

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I remember the “Sexy Women in Cars/Motorcycles” calendars in my dad’s store. As I got older, I started noticing more and more hot day-stalkers (not because there were more of them, just because I hit puberty).

I can relate to most combinations (male and female). Even after writing a sex blog, I still relate to most.

Until I saw the Carponizer calendar.

This sexy carp calendar features nearly naked women in every pose you can think of, but each calendar features a lovely lady holding a giant, squishy carp.

…and apparently it’s selling like hotcakes.

So where did the idea for the Sexy Carp Calendar come from?

Hendrick Pohler from Carponizer (a German company that specializes in high-end carp equipment) was out fishing with his friends one day. As they were drinking and trying to catch bigger fish than each other (apparently it was a matter of size), he spotted “two hot chicks” in his boat.

It was at that moment that he realized he could “combine the two greatest loves of men and women.”

Although, I don’t think most real women would appreciate being called a hobby. Still, the calendar is pretty well-known in fishing circles.

My biggest question (when I first saw this) wasn’t even about the combination. It was how they kept the fish from jumping around and breaking or spooking the model.

It turns out that photographer Raphael Faraggi spent a few weeks shooting in France. There were also “two competent caretakers” who were responsible for descaling and “polishing” the fish – so we see beautiful ladies holding dead fish in their hands. The shooting plan was also quite complicated. First, they had to follow the traditional photography checklist. This included making sure the weather was suitable for the light they wanted. And also scouting the location to ensure that each photo was obviously different in some way.

The fish had to be freshly caught that day, though. We’re not sure if it was the angler or some helper who went to the fishmonger and asked for the biggest carp.

“But wait! There’s more!”

Now, I know what you’re thinking – maybe it’s just a “one-off” calendar that will only get a second edition if we’re lucky. But that’s not the case. The first edition was in 2016.

And, 2021 has been updated with another round of 12 pictures of the current year’s sorority. From what they’ve revealed, it seems to be a mix of women in busty but sexy outfits or pieces of fabric that don’t leave much to the imagination. So, yeah. It’s still going on!

The thing is, a sexy carp calendar might sound weird. But it’s nothing compared to some of the other weird collectibles out there. Here are some examples:

• Ladies’ mobility – is exactly what it sounds like. Beauties posing on compost and other rotten earthy mixtures. Might excite people who like wet and messy play.

• Naked Spelunking – Thankfully, the models didn’t count the safety gear as clothing, so wore it in all the photos. They were also allowed to wear boots or shoes, which was also fine.

• Nude woman beside coffin – No, it’s exactly what you think. Sexy girls straddling or lying in coffins. Maybe it’s something a vampire fetishist would do?
• New York Taxi Driver – I’m all for body positivity and beauty is subjective. However, I feel like while some of these photos of real taxi drivers look great, more than one of them was intentionally made to look good? Who knows. But at least it looks like they’re having a good time.

• Nude Panda Artist – It’s just a bunch of artists posing naked while wearing panda hats or other accessories. A little weird, but still better than most porn calendars.
• Sexy Gardening – Okay, this one is weird! But, the weirdness and hilarity are clearly intentional. So, while there is skin, there are plenty of laughs. Of all the examples today, I would pick this one.

Some of you might be tempted to add the naked clown calendar to the eccentricities. This calendar, however, will be an exception — and even cause for celebration. Why? Profits will go toward raising money for multiple sclerosis research.

Well, the world might be a little weirder today, but it’s also a lot more interesting!

What weird sexy calendars have you found that rival the Sexy Carp Calendar? Share them in the comments!