Get ready to blast off with this cosmic solo sex position. It’s an old favourite but with our tips your whole world will be sent into hyperspace. No one will be asking who shot their load first…
How Do I Do It?
This classic cock stroking position hardly needs instructions. Stick on your favourite space-themed sex fest (Star Wars porn parody, anyone?), take a seat, and prepare for Revenge of the Fist…
How you fly is up to you; fast, slow, straight up or with a twist, just remember to vary it up! Piloting this starcraft takes skill, so go easy on the controls, don’t squeeze too hard, and use lubricant to improve the action.
Why Should I Try This Sex Position?
Let’s be honest, you probably already have. But it’d be a wookie mistake to ignore it. Just like the original trilogy, sometimes it’s fun to return to an old favourite.
It’s one of the most universal solo sex positions, practised by young and old alike. With your lightsabre in one hand, the other is free to balls with your balls, tweak your nipples, or scroll through content that’ll make you cum faster than completing the Kessel Run.
Make It More Orgasmic
Take your masturbation technique from apprentice to master by using a cock ring. As c-rings trap blood (some, not all) in your erection, they can make your penis look bigger during use. Plus, the increased pressure heightens sensitivity, resulting in bigger orgasms. Ideal for stormtroopers dealing with erectile issues, they’re also perfect for edging as you don’t have to worry so much about staying hard.
Why go alone? Reach for a masturbator to co-pilot your space junk. Offering stimulation your hand can’t match, why settle for a wank that’s luke-warm? It’s not all manual pocket pussies either; the options available are out of this world. Feel the power of the force with a vibrating masturbator, or find the droid you’re looking for with fancy products like The Handy or the Autoblow with features like app controls, or AI-powered pleasure patterns.
Ready to explore the outer rim? Try wearing a butt plug while masturbating to stimulate your prostate. You might be used to a quick knuckle shuffle like any scruffy-looking nerf-herder, but this super sensitive erogenous zone is packed with nerve endings that, when rubbed the right way, can give you a full body orgasm. A prostate massager is perfect for deeper exploration and finding your ‘p-spot’.
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Not For You?
Here at Bondara, we know everyone likes to knock boots, so we are working to ensure everyone is represented on our website.
We are committed to inclusivity and diversity. So, we are depicting a range of genders and sexual orientations in our Sex Position blog posts, including straight, gay, lesbian and gender-neutral couples. All instructions will detail how to make our sex positions work for any relationship.