Sex Furniture 101 – Detailed Guides and Candid Products

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Sex furniture can be anything from a simple foam tripod to an elaborate contraption that looks like something out of a dungeon. The bad news is that unless you’re good at DIY and can make your own, sex furniture is usually an expensive investment.

Let’s take a look at what types of furniture, materials, prices, and other details that will help you make a Informed purchase.

What is sex furniture?

Any piece of furniture Helps with sexual experience.

this is OK Adds stimulation, makes certain poses easier, or accommodates those with disabilities or injuries.

What types are there?

Wedge – These triangular foam blocks can support your body if you have to hold a position for a long time. They can also be used for non-sexual purposes. If you want the most versatile, you’ll have to buy multiple (in different sizes) – just remember they are sometimes Expensive. Very suitable for beginners.

bed – This may not sound difficult, but we’re not talking about the bedroom kind. They are usually inflatable or custom-made and can be attached to restraints.

P.S. You can buy special sheets and pillows to add extra sensation during sex, or just to make cleanup easier if you plan on making a mess.

Chair – This group has multiple subgroups.

• Queen Chair – The seat is low, allowing one person to sit while the other person lies flat for oral sex. Asphyxiation Box It’s the same idea, but one that can be locked in or confined in. Some look like simple stools, while the more elaborate ones look like thrones.

• Recliner or sofa chair – Going a step further wedge. They support the entire body to accommodate a variety of sexual positions. Some even come with straps.

• throne – Can be incorporated into bondage furniture or queen chairs (as well as high-back chairs that look stately or majestic and aid in role play) if adapted accordingly.

• ball – It’s a lot like the pose/exercise balls you see in the office, except with a dildo attached to it. Awesome!

Bundled equipment – have many Products in this category – Crosses, spanking stools, shackles (various designs), etc. Each method has its advantages and disadvantages.

If you want to buy something but aren’t sure what, something simple like a spanking stool or a multi-functional piece of furniture will be a better investment.

Sex Glider – Also known as monkey rockers, these are stools that you sit on astride and rock back and forth. This momentum can push the dildo in or out of the stool.

They’re great for solo play (or for your partner to watch or play with), and they keep your hands free for other fun things. Some people have a hard time maintaining sexual motions once they reach orgasm, which can be frustrating.

Sex Swings and Suspenders – As the name suggests, these are rocking devices that people sit on during sex. Some are fixed to door frames, others are attached to the ceiling or stand alone. They facilitate penetration and make difficult positions more manageable.

Want to learn more about sex swinging? Read the following:

Sex Swing Guide – Everything You Need to Know Before Buying

How much do I need to pay?

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Don’t expect anything on this list to be cheap.

Even going the Amazon route (which I don’t always recommend) will still cost you a few hundred dollars…or more.

The cheapest option is Wedges, inflatables, or sex chairs ($50-100 USD).

There is an old proverb that says:You get what you pay for”…

To some extent this is true, as good things usually have better material quality, manufacturing process and durability. People have to make a living by selling things, Just make sure you don’t get robbed.

and Don’t be surprised if something becomes “made on demand” So you need to wait for a month or two.

So what about the materials?

Due to the complexity of some designs, The list of materials is endless – Foam, metal, wood, rubber, nylon, silicone, leather (real or fake), plastic, etc.

The key things you need to remember are:

• Can I clean it easily?
• Which parts Porous (Therefore it cannot be disinfected)
• Will I use it with multiple people?
• How soft/rough is the material (comfort level)?
• Which parts will experience the most wear and tear (and will they last more than a few months?)

notes: If you have furniture with sex toys (like a rocking chair), make sure they are removable and made of silicone. Otherwise, you’ll have to put condoms on the toys to keep them clean.

Learn how to avoid mold, mildew, and STIs in your sex toys…

30+ Tips on How to Clean Your Sex Toys

What’s New

For some furniture, you can add something that can be restrained or otherwise interesting/funny (even something as simple as a hook can be useful).

Just make sure it doesn’t harm or weaken the structure.

Storage

If you have limited space, look for something that’s inflatable, foldable, small enough to stow away, or (if you don’t need to hide it) something that offers extra storage space.

example: A sex bed with a cage or drawers takes up much less space than a standalone sex bed.

careful

Returns and Warranty – They can be cumbersome. Read the fine print carefully to make sure there aren’t multiple rules – Some furniture will have different length guarantees for different parts – for example, one for the motor, one for the fabric, etc.

Additional Content – If sex toys or other items come with the item, ask if those items are included with the purchase or sold separately.

seam – Make sure they are not sharp – This is easiest to check in person. If not, speak to the seller before buying and keep all correspondence.

Adjustment – Make sure anything adjustable can handle the weight and “wear and tear”

Product Reviews

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these products (for obvious financial reasons – I can’t afford them). My reviews and ratings are simply my opinions based on my experience in the sex toy and fetish industry.

Rating breakdown:

Quality = Materials and Structure

value = Price and Quality

Practicality = Various positions, etc.

Clever = easily hidden or unnoticed

Fetish Fantasy Lovers Lounge ($380)

This seems like a good idea (you can deflate the entire lounge, hide and remove the damn machine),

but…

FF products are not known for their quality and longevity.

Considering that (and the fact that you can buy a basic sex machine for $100), it doesn’t seem worth it. I’d love to take a look at the engine and see what’s under the hood – but I’m not holding out much hope.

Quality: 2/5 Value: 2/5 Practicality: 3/5 Ingenuity: 5/5 (Relationship）

ADELA CHAIR BY ANDRES AMAYA ($?$)

This man doesn’t just make furniture – all of his erotica is art, too.

Each piece is custom made (and can be modified to your wishes). Also, if you want one you have to contact them directly and ask – there are no prices displayed.

All are gorgeous, but the chair example here is my favorite. You could put it in your living room and no one would know (assuming the rest of your decor matches it).

Quality: 5/5 Value: 4/5 Practicality: 4/5 Ingenuity: 4/5 (Relationship）

Liberator Flip Ramp $182

I like it better than other wedges or support shoes because you can flip one side to make another shape (opening up more possibilities for sexy times).

I particularly like the velvet upholstery that comes off and is machine washable, and the high-density foam is covered with a moisture-resistant lining.

But remember…

It’s not the same as being waterproof or water-resistant. It just means sweat won’t get into the foam – but other things might.

One more thing to keep in mind – you and your partner’s height may affect comfort and alignment.

If you want a really soft mattress, maybe avoid this one and go for an air mattress, while those who prefer a softer bed might find it sinks into the mattress.

Lifesaver If this one doesn’t suit you, there are tons of other models available.

Quality: 3/5 Value: 4/5 Practicality: 4/5 Ingenuity: 3/5 (Relationship）

Bondage rack table ($1030)

Let’s not forget about those BDSM lovers!

I’m all about versatility, which is why I love this table so much.

Not just because it flips between a stand and a table, but because it has multiple holes and loops – ropes, straps, whatever kind of bondage… it’s great.

There’s also a separate menu to customize the finish and color of your purchase (but I see you can contact them to add further tweaks).

this only What worries me is the width. Without testing it, I don’t know how hard it would be to tip over.

Quality: 5/5 Value: 4/5 Practicality: 5/5 Ingenuity: 1/5 (Relationship）

Location Master ($30)

This is a cheap option for those who want to buy sex furniture but don’t want to spend a lot of money at the beginning (or can’t spend a lot of money).

There will probably be sharp seams (it is plastic after all) and I bet it won’t last more than a few uses — and for $30, I don’t understand why users would be surprised if it doesn’t last a few years.

And it’s not very big either. So, please check the size carefully before buying to see if it fits.

You may also get some black fuzz on you (due to the fake “velvet” finish) – if that’s the case, cover yourself with a towel.

Quality: 1/5 Value: 2/5 Practicality: 3/5 Ingenuity: 4/5 (Relationship）

Triple Heart Cushion ($270)

The comments section for Trio Cushion is filled with mixed feelings.

The vibrator itself is apparently good enough (the vibrator is sold separately, by the way).

However…

It’s a hassle to set up and control (mostly because it’s just a wand that jams into three holes on a stool – which may be too high for some people).

Personally, I wouldn’t spend money on it.

Quality: 2/5 Value: 2/5 Practicality: 2/5 Ingenuity: 1/5 (Relationship）

International Rock Chair ($400)

I have no idea where all the “hype” comes from (unless it’s corporate generated).

The vibrator ball screams “I’m sitting in the wrong place”. To sit in any comfortable position, the vibrator is either on your butt or too far away from your crotch – hovering on the edge seems to make it fall over… instead of “wobble”.

In my opinion, this is a rather unacceptable failure for such a large amount of money invested.

Quality: 3/5 Value: 2/5 Practicality: 2/5 Ingenuity: 1/5

Fucking bench ($500)

It’s very solid and you know exactly what you’re getting.

The marine grade vinyl is very durable and the whole thing is adjustable. I like that it comes with a wand attachment instead of some crappy “but it’s an extra” thing.

The only possible downside I think would be the straps – not sure if they’d be long enough for larger enthusiasts.

Quality: 4/5 Value: 4/5 Practicality: 4/5 Ingenuity: 1/5 (Relationship）

Asphyxiation Box ($350 to $520)

It has that “homemade” look – which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. But I just hate the look of dark painted wood (everything, not just sex furniture).

I do like the head strap and how adjustable it is. The hooks are great for attaching handcuffs etc.

I just don’t care too much about price vs. quality – I’m handy enough that I can make my own for well under $300.

Quality: 3/5 Value: 3/5 Practicality: 4/5 Subtlety: 1/5

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Congratulations! Now you’re better prepared for your sex furniture journey! Remember, these reviews are just a drop in the ocean of possibilities. So start surfing and see what treasures you can discover.

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